Anuoluwapo🦋💫

My tweets are solely my soliloquies 🫠

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

They said I should post here for you people to see.

[The Princess @callmefolaaa]

ARGHHH!!!! Rashta is genuinely so infuriating!
And the thing is, we can't even hide behind the excuse of her being innocent or ignorant. She knows EXACTLY what she's doing. She's calculated, shameless, and fully aware of her actions. The audacity of this woman!

[Zee🇦🇷 @Elozino__]

I can't even lie they got me too 😂

This is all shade of beautiful ❤️

[Inioluwa @_marvie___]

Hi everyone, I’m Marvellous, some of you know me as Ini. I’m a few months from finishing my MPH at NYU. I planned for this year with a student loan and a summer internship but it didn’t come through. Then this month, MPOWER shut down. I was on their waitlist.

#FundDrMarvellous

[Anuoluwapo🦋💫 @iam_khrystal]

@MecedesDoll Of all things to compliment, his lips? 🤔

[Anuoluwapo🦋💫 @iam_khrystal]

@tech_queen My condolences 💕💕

[kaahaani @misskaahaani]

things i have overheard my toddler say to my newborn in the past week:

-you just a baby (while petting her sister like she pets the dog)
-night time is fo’ sleeping, not crying (followed by a sigh)
-don’t be cute right now (after she woke up from the crying)
-you smell so good (sniffs loudly)
-mama said you have weak neck muscles…make them stronga…then i can take you to school
-i have a strong neck, look (aggressively moves her head around)
-you have no teeth, look i have so many (grins)
-why you crying? tummy time is soooo fun (lays in front of the baby on her tummy)
-(loud whisper) NO SCRATCHING
-i would cry too if i was a baby
-mama said you can’t watch bluey, that is so sad (spends ten minutes telling her sister about bluey)
-dad makes dinosaurs sounds, it not a real dinosaur, they extin-t, don’t cry, we just playin'
-if dinosaurs were real, i would protecc you
-i had coffee one time (she absolutely did not)
-I heard you burp…you are ‘upposed to say excuse meeeeeee
-mama says you have knees but i dont see them…where are they (inspects legs)
-i have a pink car, you can sit in it
-you are my baby foreverrrrrrrr
-(pulling a miss rachel) [hcf's name], can you say mama? maaa-maaa. your turn! (baby coos) good try!
-can you clap? (claps loudly and startles the baby)
-[hcf's name] where is your nose? (touches the baby’s nose) there it is!
-oh my gosh so cute (every time the baby sneezes)
-i love you (baby coos) no i love you more because i am bigger (baby coos) no no i love you more (baby coos) you can't even talk yet so i win

[Anuoluwapo🦋💫 @iam_khrystal]

@Omolaraa_A A Queen was born today🤩! Happy birthday sweet babe💕

[Anuoluwapo🦋💫 @iam_khrystal]

@Hybrid_Ola Omgg! This is giving me joy. It was so odd the way the relationship ended. I’m so glad Grace is doing okay😅

[The journey of A Christian lady @ThejourneyofACL]

I don't know who this is for, but the Lord wants you to know that this is not all you will become, there is more. This is not how your story ends. God is still working everything out for your good. Amen. 💛🥺

[Tobi Bakre @tobibakre]

Sigh. This bbl go forever dey burst my head

[🧸💕 @msbisiagain]

raping girls in broad daylight, the videos are scary asf.
i hope every one involved dies the worst way possible!

[Iyaloja of Fields 🙌🏽 @bisolabadejo]

In the month of SALT…
Apostle has said, “Don’t embarrass the church and me.”
Una dey Twitter Dey fight, dey defend bad behavior.
We will not police your social media, it’s your platform.
But don’t do things that will make it hard for you and anyone else evangelize to folks.

[The Lord's storyteller @LajuIren]

When you see this, please retweet and say ONOBIREN! See cinematography nau! We need 2k retweets on this please!

First official trailer for sweet film, out in cinemas on March 6th!

Thank you!

[Simi @SympLySimi]

I haven't been on twitter today - but someone brought a few of my old tweets to my attention and I can't not address it.

14 years ago, I was 23, so I was definitely not a child. I'm not here to make excuses because I don't have anything to make excuses for. What I can't let anyone do is twist my story to fit false narratives.

In 2012, I lived and helped out at my mom's daycare while I was hustling my music. I tweeted everything that happened in my life, as we all did at the time. Kids can be mischievous. If a child did something I found funny, I tweeted about it. Kids are cute and lovable. I want to hug, kiss and cuddle them. I tweet about it. Nothing I tweeted was from perversion.

I was not famous, so maybe if I was, I would have understood that anything is open to whatever interpretation including being used falsely by a faceless mob. I've never been depraved in my life. You can retweet all the tweets in the world about me loudly crushing on people I admire/d. Or being a cheeky young woman. I wasn't trying to hide it, because I don't have anything to hide.

My team has been deleting some of my tweets because of how sensitive it is for my family. To be honest, I did not want to. I have always spoken against rape and sexual assault even before you knew I existed. It's not a costume I'm wearing, it's who I am. I've never claimed to be perfect. I've never claimed to know everything. I said stop raping women. I stand by it.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

This is a boy, a brother, a son raised right. So wholesome.🥹❤️

[Viral Gospel @viralgospelhq]

Make money of no consequence in your home! - CCI GLOBAL, Pastor Ìbùkún Awosika

#ibukunawosika #cciglobal

[Duchess M. Abboud! @duchessmabboud]

Reintroducing,

ABBOUD, M.C.
LL.B., Second Class Honors (Upper Division)

First in my bloodline to get past high school! Dad and Mom, I know you’re proud.🥹🤍🖤🕊️

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

I was turning up my nose at people wearing pink and white yesterday until I reflected and asked myself why people can’t just be whimsical in this only life they have. And then I concluded that I’m a witch.

And then I turned up my nose more.