Travis Grant

Stand up comedian/actor. there are gaps in my knowledge, this is hardly news.

[Travis Grant @iam_travisgrant]

@ChrisBarnesNYC Yeah man!! I be tuggin in the bathroom doe!!

[Ilya Laksin @ilyalaksin]

Bill Murray showed up uninvited to my bar mitzvah. Everyone was pretty psyched even when he raped me during my haftorah. People just cheered him on as he defiled me. But I guess I became a man that day.

[Travis Grant @iam_travisgrant]

@ChrisBarnesNYC HEY DUDE!! IM FUCKIN GAYYYY MANNNN!!

[Travis Grant @iam_travisgrant]

@MakenziBerg i too was bullied into getting this, this’ll be the last tweet till july

[Travis Grant @iam_travisgrant]

@jennafris Lmaooo damn....”paul revere”

[Ilya Laksin @ilyalaksin]

How about ChairBnB? It’s like AirBnB but for when you’re walking around a city and just wanna sit.

[Ilya Laksin @ilyalaksin]

Smoking is cool cuz you still have one hand free. Same with coke. That’s why shooting heroin is lame cuz you need both hands. Unless you have a friend tie you off. Then it’s cool again.

[Travis Grant @iam_travisgrant]

@_scallyywagg WHATTA YA THINKA THIS

[Travis Grant @iam_travisgrant]

@_scallyywagg Eatin watermelon?!?!?!

[Travis Grant @iam_travisgrant]

@_scallyywagg FUCK!!

[Travis Grant @iam_travisgrant]

@_scallyywagg UuuggggAAAHHHHHHH THIS TWEET IS UNAVAILABLE!!!

[Travis Grant @iam_travisgrant]

@_scallyywagg Ahhhh yeah yeah evil world.......ILL FUCKIN PUNCH IN THE STOMACH BUTT FUCK

[Travis Grant @iam_travisgrant]

@_scallyywagg PICK UP MY TRASH?? ILL PICK UP YA WIFE NUMB NUTS!!

[Travis Grant @iam_travisgrant]

@shinyknifeguy @JenniPrickett @MHardcharger2 @1MonsterMission @cdieter88 @Thunder_Wolves @JBRACING78 @RealisticFishin @deb_broadh2o 30 pound fish?!?!? I caught a 30 pound fish once!!.....it was called my COCK

[MiddleEasy @MiddleEasy]

This remains the funniest photoshop #UFC241

[Ilya Laksin @ilyalaksin]

I’m getting married next year. I’m not engaged or anything. I’m just really confident about this blind date tonight.

[Andrew Schulz 👑HEZI @andrewschulz]

We Can’t Let Cancel Culture Kill Comedy...

[Phil Staley @Phil_Staley]

McDonaldmania!

[Travis Grant @iam_travisgrant]

@MrNickCallas Lmaoooo this is not a show anymore

[Travis Grant @iam_travisgrant]

@Mike_Cags Lmaoooo yooooo