Today on the subway a guy next to me knelt down on 1 knee and I thought he was proposing to me, but then I realized he was adjusting his shoe or maybe scratching his ankle.
In an effort to save paper, I would like to announce I will no longer use a napkin... ever again. I will be using my sleeve. And to save water, no I will not be washing any of my clothing.
on xmas list of @TheChrisOdin
-a sweatshirt that says "Used to be fast. Now I just drink beer."
-some beer
NAUGHTY list bc SOMEBUNNY not sharing beer with Santa, he likes beer too yk.
on xmas list of @KChesterman
-ALL ACCESS VIP pass to LUX. this includes JELLO SHOTS, 4 LOKO, and tequila. Does NOT include any water, sorry.
-some pretzel crisps, sea salt flavor
NICE list, Mrs. Claus and I see the good things u been getting done.
on xmas list of @jacquiehuben
-a DATE with Bernie Sanders!!! Sry to @claremac97 but the man wants options
-a garbage plate with all the MF works delivered to Buffalo from UHots! :O
NAUGHTY list bc somebunny hasn't given Santa a smooch on the cheek recently.