Matt Dorn

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

Stuff like this used to end presidencies but this won’t even be a blip

[sam @sam_d_1995]

this is a perfect example of the political double standard that republicans benefit from: Democrats have never denied disaster aid for red states, and it would be a massive scandal if they did

… but Trump does it and it’s barely a story because he does corrupt stuff every day

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

because trump’s name appears more in the epstein files than Harry Potter’s name appears in the seven books about Harry Potter.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Elon took $38 billion from US taxpayers to make a bunch of rockets explode while he illegally cut pediatric cancer research, meals on wheels and USAID. He’s the ultimate fraud and parasite.

[John Harwood @JohnJHarwood]

when you're so embarrassed by your own team that you have to pretend it's the other team

[John Jackson @hissgoescobra]

No two people are more different than Roosevelt and Trump. The former won a Medal of Honor, crushed monopolies, explored the Amazon, and was tougher than nails. The latter is a rapist, draft-dodger, and corrupt Gomorrah-appreciator riddled with insecurity. Piss off with this.

[Melted @MeltedMindz]

Imagine if Obama made a Billion dollars off a memecoin and then started a war with Iran and lost.

Mfers heads would literally just explode.

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

This is the Republican Party in a nutshell.

Even when a bill is good, they won't support it because it'd mean working with Democrats—and their lunatic base would be furious about it.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Abbott donated $500,000 to Trump’s inauguration fund, and now a federal investigation into them has been dropped.

Under the Trump administration, you can poison babies for a price.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Then Jesus said unto the sick, “you better have insurance.”

Then Jesus said unto the stranger, “are you here legally?”

Then Jesus said unto the hungry, “my taxes better not be paying for these loaves and fishes.”

Then Jesus said unto the poor, “this is your own fault.”

[Praise @tufpraise]

Honestly pure dictator shit. A real democracy would immediately imprison him for even trying this

[Matt Dorn @iamadornable]

@Orioles Unserious organization

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

WWII Veteran and Purple Heart recipient Robert Hilliard:

"Next week I'll be 101 years old. In February 1944 when I was 18 years old I was inducted into the army and what they taught me to do there was to kill people who set up detention camps. Can you imagine how I felt earlier this year when they announced that one of the future detention camps would be at that same camp landing in Florida? We have a fascist, a fascist government, that allows innocent people to be put in detention camps and incarcerated."

Source: @tomaskenn

[Brett Meiselas @BMeiselas]

Mike Johnson: I run a criminal protection racket

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing it is illegal to touch water in public but if you touch children on private islands you will become the president of the US

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

These are bribes.
The Trump administration has been selling pardons.

This is, by far, the most corrupt administration ever.

[brandon* @brndxix]

idrgaf about the reflecting pool but it’s so funny that this administration just can’t do anything right

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Which way Texas man?

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

Incredible how every “pro-life” policy actually leads to a large amount of unnecessary death.