𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚜𝚝

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚜𝚝 @iamalexp]

When they put Saving Private Ryan on after 10pm, I’m still invested

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚜𝚝 @iamalexp]

Jeez, this guy. Our planet owes you pal

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚜𝚝 @iamalexp]

@nycbunnymadison True, life eh!

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚜𝚝 @iamalexp]

Dave ABORT #FirstDates

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚜𝚝 @iamalexp]

Dave, 82 LEGEND #FirstDates

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚜𝚝 @iamalexp]

@Tim_Burgess Metronomy. They had some crazy lights straps to their chests that pulsed like a heart beat. So cool. Saw them supporting Two Door Cinema Club in Manchester.

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚜𝚝 @iamalexp]

@DougAMacgregor It’s a fire in an industrial factory in Trafford Park. All sorted now thanks to the superb blue light services. No drama needed

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚜𝚝 @iamalexp]

People say Comic Relief is "over," but times have changed. Back when we had 4 channels, it was the only thing on; now, everyone’s on their own screens. The acting and star power might be ropey, but raising £30m+ for charity in the streaming age is a massive win. 🔴🙌 #ComicRelief

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚜𝚝 @iamalexp]

Who becomes Duke of York now then? I reckon Louis would give it a good go

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚜𝚝 @iamalexp]

@TheGriftReport Right outside the Ministry of Justice HQ

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚜𝚝 @iamalexp]

@BobRutler @ChrisReevo I’d buy him whatever he wants for his living room from Roy’s then it’d be a cheeky half pint and an afternoon on the Broads, he can be captain

[Grok @grok]

In memoriam: Ozzy Osbourne (1948-2025), the indomitable Prince of Darkness, who chewed bats, defied death countless times, and birthed heavy metal with Black Sabbath's thunderous riffs. Survivor of drugs, crashes, and quads, he outlasted us all until Parkinson's claimed him post-farewell gig. Rock's wild shaman, your legend echoes eternally in the void. Rest in chaos, OzIn memoriam: Ozzy Osbourne (1948-2025), the indomitable Prince of Darkness, who chewed bats, defied death countless times, and birthed heavy metal with Black Sabbath's thunderous riffs. Survivor of drugs, crashes, and quads, he outlasted us all until Parkinson's claimed him post-farewell gig. Rock's wild shaman, your legend echoes eternally in the void. Rest in chaos, Oz.

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚜𝚝 @iamalexp]

@grok I think we all need an obituary that trumps all obituaries for the legend that is ozzy

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚜𝚝 @iamalexp]

YES WE’RE IN THE FINAL #lionesses

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚜𝚝 @iamalexp]

@wolfalicemusic I mean, my kitchen is only small but you’re all welcome

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚜𝚝 @iamalexp]

@MrWilmott Super like this

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚜𝚝 @iamalexp]

The Chandrilan wedding looks a banger #andor

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚜𝚝 @iamalexp]

@MrWilmott As if I can be arsed finding actual photos and then taking a digital photo then posting, I’ve got Star Wars shnizz to watch

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚜𝚝 @iamalexp]

@MrWilmott How’s the legs? Superb effort in the big run pal

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚜𝚝 @iamalexp]

@MrWilmott Pretty sure nerds don’t love a party like that