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[9969 @Iamamonster99]

Literally Me

[ACD MMA @acdmma_]

Arman Tsarukyan is unhinged 😭

[Joe Lampton @joelampton_]

Topuria dated a whore from Miami who left him - GOT KO'D

Demetrious Johnson stayed loyal to his wife for 20 years - GOT KO'd

Conor married his highschool sweetheart - got KO'd

Only person that NEVER LOST is JON JONES who beats women

Lessons in there.

[Artful Dodger @RahulChels]

yall making me side with supriya sule bruh fuck is wrong with y'all @Dev_Fadnavis 😭

[Daily Romania @daily_romania]

Ukraine admits that the drone that exploded in the port of Constanța in Romania is theirs

[Hindutva Knight @HPhobiaWatch]

Girls after child birth vs Boys after getting struck by an egg

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

A few weeks ago, my co-worker (fat) told me he was depressed because he was having trouble meeting women. I suggested he download Hinge.

I hadn’t seen him in a while because he was on vacation, and then I was on vacation after that. Today I saw him getting coffee and asked how it’s been going. He said he’s been on 18 dates in 3 weeks. I thought he was lying, but then he showed me his phone. He wasn’t lying he had 31 matches.

Every single one of them was fat and ugly, but he had 31 matches. I wasn’t gonna say anything about that, but then he said:

“Listen man, I know they aren’t models, but neither am I. These girls need sex too.”

At first I thought, wow, that’s gross. But then I was like, I gotta tip my cap dude knows his role and is taking full advantage of it.

The only thing I just thought about is: 18 dates with fat chicks? How much money did this dude spend over the last three weeks? Lmao

[New York Post @nypost]

Four stabbed by knifeman shouting 'Allahu Akbar' at Switzerland train station in front of terrified children https://t.co/AJwejsaTcO

[FeelsGuy @FeelsGuy2003]

Performative Islam

[THE MMA GURU @THATBOYMMAGURU]

In boxing, Shakur takes Ilia to round 9 (27 mins of boxing) & finishes late by early, lame looking TKO, or he takes Ilia to a decision (36 mins) & out points him by a few strikes per round with his hands in cushions

In MMA Topuria humiliates him within 1 minute however he wants

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Trump: "Oman will behave just like everyone else, or we'll have to blow them up"

[Artful Dodger @RahulChels]

You either get a guy who'll protect public spaces and build no infra or it's guys who'll build a lot of infra and kill open spaces.

Tough.

[Vishal Bhargava @VishalBhargava5]

If the Maharashtra Government is able to clear encroachments on a mass scale and replace that with public infrastructure - then probably this is the one time when Mumbai can actually at least dream of being Shanghai.

[Anurag @Jhunjhunuwala_]

That’s what an Indian city with an $8K per capita income looks like.

[News Arena India @NewsArenaIndia]

Red Fort blast accused asked ChatGPT and YouTube how to make bombs.

- NIA

[News Arena India @NewsArenaIndia]

Yesterday nearly 1.5 lakh original tribals gathered in Delhi to demand exclusion of Muslims and Christians from ST list.

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

Pep Guardiola fare well and Mo Salah farewell getting more traction than Arsenal’s trophy lift

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Andrew Schulz: “They're trying to blame the manosphere for the election, not the fact that they ran a f**king dead guy and a woman that can't talk.” 😭

[Artful Dodger @RahulChels]

Mumbai AQImaxxing today.

Spotted ICC Dadar, Beaumonte Sion, Lodha Bellisimo & Minerva Mahalaxmi from Powai.

All thanks to airport funnel.

[Trains of India 🇮🇳 @trainwalebhaiya]

This was posted by Pakistan Railways just 20 days ago 😂