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I mean... Yes, I am the Andrew Ridgeley one.

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Tomorrow is a new day, isn’t it?

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I go to the poshest gym in Dublin

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Spar are a bunch of knackers aren’t they

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The Irish Georgian Society are a bunch of wankers

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Everybody looks better in the sunshine

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What’s the West Bank?

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You’ll see a train go to Dublin Airport

I won’t

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You need to get the building right and then fit the technical guidance documents into it, not the other way around.

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I am on a mission to improve the pens and pencils used in this office!

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Where is the heavy duty 4 hole punch??

You see those?? Those are Mickey Mouse hole punches — they’re not up for the job

*throws hole punches in the paper recycling basket*

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Travertine is the big daddy of fossils

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I mean why would anyone do a black door like that? Can you think of anything more funereal?

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They have a sandwich which is called a toastie, and it’s a toasted sandwich with very exotic cheese

and vegetables that look like grass!

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*person reverses into a parking space*

Jesus Christ where is he going?

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I think I have brain damage from dealing with these people in Bray

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There was a woman in there, an 𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘳 *nods head*

She was a holy cow.

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WHERES THE ACID???

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and she died, I found her, dead, right there on the floor!

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If that’s page 1 of 1, where’s page 2 of 1?

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You have no idea the fuckology that’s going on in [𝚁𝙴𝙳𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙴𝙳] County Council