simon underwood

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@Astro_horizon00 Load of rubbish. The north sea is not deep enough to produce a tsunami wave of any real size

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@NoLongerTheFuzz They have to find the money for the dinghy dwellers from somewhere
There is nothing fair in this country any more im afraid donna

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@MattPinner_ Ruler board rubber slipper and the cane all used at my high school
Didn't do you any harm
Pity its not used today to be honest

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@Jeffboston_1 Fantastic Jeff
Anymore DIY gems
How has carpentry survived without you !!!

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@Garywalter16302 Its not breaking old news happened last year

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@Miss__HM Love her last sentence

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@RealDannyTommo @ShabanaMahmood What was her famous speech at some left wing ralley.
" we are not here for scraps off the table . We're talking the fucking lot "
She looks a devious cow

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@_josephine0_ Toilet roll

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@pamelafitz4HW So they enter the country illegally but their not illegal.
Your delusional Pamela

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@LisaRayxx Stop curtain twitching
Nosey bitch

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@DonnaDlm71 Its not just trafalgar square it would look utter shite where ever it was put.

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@Curtisl131 @KTHopkins Fantastic

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@KTHopkins Even the pigeons won't go near that monstrosity

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@oelma__ Friendly fire 🔫 🔫

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@hermit_flannel @Mila_zeem 5 squared is 5 x 5 which is 25 not 10

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@oelma__ A cock with a frock

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@lady_valor_07 Inspecter clouseau

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@lady_valor_07 Frank cannon

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@tek_sidhu 4

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@farman4x 13