Andrew Testerman

Writer, Bozemanite, office Disneyphile, cheeseburger enthusiast.

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Y’all. Garden Progeny 1 feels real crispy after the update. #Destiny2

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@DeeJ_BNG @BlueWestlo You all are doing great work. I love Destiny, and I’m excited to see what comes next. Keep it up 🤘

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@aKlamBake 😱

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@The_Katbot Well, h*ck.

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@The_Katbot Where did they have you guys? I live in Bozeman, and am enjoying the sudden public interest in what the Seeley Swan Valley looks like.

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@My_beards O SHIT THE BIG COW

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@transgamerthink (Like, Forza Horizon is one of my favorite games ever because Colorado also has lakes, mountains, ittie bittie towns, etc)

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@transgamerthink As a Montanan who plays open world games because they remind me of where I live, I’m excited to play around in this fictitious Seeley Swan Valley-looking location. Even with its shortcomings.

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I just want to eat everything.

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@TinaAmini Congratulations, Tina! 🙌

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That line’s in Crimson Days now. Makes sense—it’s from Romeo and Juliet! #destiny2 https://t.co/DuVTg8Mucv

[The Hangar Lounge @HangarLounge]

There's a line where Lord Shaxx quotes Shakespeare and it's not in game. LET SHAXX QUOTE SHAKESPEARE! https://t.co/biZjUe6ejs -M

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@SusanArendt Favorite guitar solo of any song.

[James Chapman @chapmangamo]

Rating movies out of 5 stars is too hard, so here's a new system to reflect the good fun ✨of bad movies and the emotional stress of good ones ⭐️

It's the different between Room ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️✨ and The Room ⭐️✨✨✨✨✨

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@jiatolentino @BigMeanInternet Brings to mind my other favorite one of those: https://t.co/5oKGqdBeMl

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I’m going to end up buying Far Cry 5, aren’t I?
https://t.co/WKFDnU4MCz

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@wabermes @bozchron @djtabish I’ve thought of pitching this as a title for a Literature course.

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@jbouie My breakdown Game brought me 8 Mile fame, selling M&M’s to him and them.

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@jeffgerstmann eSports-40

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@RobWritesPulp Heck, I give this advice to every kid of the speech team, too. Makes everything so much less messy!