KT

artist, writer, editor, introvert, chicken enthusiast. genderqueer. a very tired pizza monster. 🎃 they/he

[KT @iamapumpkin]

Eyoooo, watching #LOTR with our kids for the first time. 6yo naturally asks who in our family is who in the movie. 6yo claims he's Gimli. Then a few seconds later, points to the TV when the fucking Eye of Sauron is on screen, and says, "That's definitely you, nonny." (I'm nonny.)

[KT @iamapumpkin]

@sambaschutte Evillllllll but also absolutely hilarious. 10/10 😂

[KT @iamapumpkin]

I guess what I'm trying to say is, fuck Elon Musk

[KT @iamapumpkin]

Trying to fucking delete my Twitter, but wanted to download my data first. Been trying for a couple days. It keeps saying that my file is ready, but when I go to download it, it says "temporarily unavailable." When I try to take a screenshot, it's just a black screen! #sketchy

[KT @iamapumpkin]

My extended family was (and still is) obsessed with baseball, while I don't really care. However, if all teams were like the Savannah Bananas, I think I would become a huge fan of baseball. Why is that not just the way baseball is played? #superiorsport

[KT @iamapumpkin]

Episode #305 , "Zone of Mustard," is available now! #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #actualplay #podcast

[Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass]

The 1st Amendment was first for many articulable reasons.
Without freedom of speech and assembly the other amendments are mooted.
Currently I fear governments taking away my books as they undermine the 1st Amendment.
"They" aren't coming for your guns.
"They" are coming for our words.
Next our ideas.

[KT @iamapumpkin]

@LankyMario Max E. Lottle

[KT @iamapumpkin]

@MrBeast 🙄

[KT @iamapumpkin]

I pay over $600 a month (not even including what employer contributes!!!!) for Cigna to be IMPOSSIBLE.

[KT @iamapumpkin]

Stuck between @Cigna and @NuvanceHealth - both companies are essentially refusing to help me with a billing issue that's been going on for months! Just spent over an hour on the phone with both companies and still have no answers!!! Cigna wouldn't let me speak to a supervisor!

[KT @iamapumpkin]

@postcereals, you are the villain here. Back off, idiots.

[OK Go @okgo]

Thank you all so much for your outpouring of support as we embark on what looks like a long and deeply trying legal battle. We have new songs almost finished, and we can’t wait to see you.

#weareokgo

[KT @iamapumpkin]

Hey @postcereals, why don't you go FUCK YOURSELVES! 🙂

https://t.co/tyubdQEWkC

[KT @iamapumpkin]

This is absolutely perfect.

https://t.co/9gEJd7C2wi

#tremors #mentos

[KT @iamapumpkin]

Eric laughed some, then wept and wept

That is the only appropriate response

[KT @iamapumpkin]

I was excited to hear that Nick Offerman was in The Last of Us... but I'm watching it now and MURRAY BARTLETT?!?!?

THIS IS HARDER THAN THE BEGINNING OF UP

[KT @iamapumpkin]

I'm making @KuldarDroth watch it now, even though he hasn't seen any of the other episodes. This love story stands alone. ❤️

[KT @iamapumpkin]

@LankyMario @KuldarDroth How dare you be mad at Eggman 😡 ➰eezay

[poorly drawn lines @PDLComics]

be mad

[KT @iamapumpkin]

@KuldarDroth Oh no 😔 Señor Cardgage Mortgage 💔

[KT @iamapumpkin]

@LankyMario I love this, Lanky!