Danish Ansari

I love those who loves their loneliness

[Danish Ansari @iamarsu003]

🇺🇸 : Why are you missed calling?
🇮🇳 :

[Danish Ansari @iamarsu003]

🇺🇸 : mom, I am going to a party with my friends.
🇮🇳 : Ammi aaz extra classes hai isliye der ho jaegi..🙄😐

[Danish Ansari @iamarsu003]

🇺🇸 : Go away !!
🇮🇳 :

[Danish Ansari @iamarsu003]

🇺🇸 : Who the hell are you?
🇮🇳 :

[Danish Ansari @iamarsu003]

When I upload my cutest photo
Me to my gf :-

[Danish Ansari @iamarsu003]

Someone :- How lucky u are?
Me :- mera v birthday 2nd Nov ko hai
#HappyBirthdaySRK

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me to shamsad :-

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Jab class ke sabhi students monitor banne ke liye mujhe vote de..

[Danish Ansari @iamarsu003]

After khushi's brkup
me to Khushi :-

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When my crush commenting babe❤️ on his bf's photo
Me :-

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In kendwa school
Frnds :- Bhai aaz kitna period karega?
Me :- 4 period
Frnds :- aaz double attendance hoga isliye pura karna
Me :-

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Teacher :- tumhara papa ka naam Kya h?
Taimur :- sir Saif Ali Khan.
Teacher :- to tumne Shahid Kapoor kyun likha?
Taimur :-

[Danish Ansari @iamarsu003]

Teacher :- tumhare papa ka naam Kya h?
Student :- sir Saif Ali Khan .
Teacher :- to tumne Shahid Kapoor kyun likha?
Student :-

[Danish Ansari @iamarsu003]

Me going to loot AWM in air drop
DBS be like :-

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me going to restaurant with my girlfriend
Suddenly her bestie :-

[Danish Ansari @iamarsu003]

Me and my friends after bunking maths class
Teacher :-

[Danish Ansari @iamarsu003]

After getting Bann pubg mobile and 117 other apps by modi sarkar ..
Le andhbhakt :-

[Danish Ansari @iamarsu003]

Kokila ben shouting 'koker me se chana kisne nikala'
Le jigar :-

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Me to 2020 :

[Danish Ansari @iamarsu003]

When a girl continsuly calling me in messenger
Me :-