[emily]

i don't own enough crocs

[[emily] @iamatheory]

"This entire quiet car thinks you're pretty cool"
-some random guy on the Metra talking to me

[[emily] @iamatheory]

I wear cargo pants 5/7 days of the week... what has my life come to

[[emily] @iamatheory]

lol I pass out in my EMT class yesterday and then Madison explodes today. What's next?

[[emily] @iamatheory]

PSA: WATCH FOR MOTORCYCLES!!! Some lady pulled out in front of me and I lost control of my bike slamming on my brakes almost hitting her

[[emily] @iamatheory]

Simultaneously excited and terrified for my first ambulance ride along

[[emily] @iamatheory]

The highlight of my day was riding around in an ambulance strapped to a gurney... lol

[[emily] @iamatheory]

@minimalistslut If you come to madison, I have access to a rooftop pool that overlooks the lake 😎

[[emily] @iamatheory]

@miller_1129 Hmu if you ever want to talk Travis!!

[[emily] @iamatheory]

I got so used to valeting at the hotel that when I went back to the hospital today I almost told a patient to enjoy their stay...

[[emily] @iamatheory]

@aboynamedbravo I feel that on a deep level. I ditched going out last night to garden with my friend.

I'm basically an old lady

[[emily] @iamatheory]

I don't understand the wisconsin, I was literally out riding my motorcycle to culvers with my friend yesterday and today I'd probably die doing the same thing because snow wtf

[[emily] @iamatheory]

Why tf are people partying outside my apartment building on a Tuesday night...

[[emily] @iamatheory]

25 machine hours, 3 broken endmills, and welding a hole through my pants later: a throne for our concrete canoe

[[emily] @iamatheory]

@ me next time bro

[Lil Vampin (ooo ooo ooo) @tenorcheeks]

eyebrow piercings aren't that cool

[[emily] @iamatheory]

I said I was going to catch up on sleep during spring break but here I am working at 445am because money

[[emily] @iamatheory]

@miller_1129 Pack your swimsuits and hiking shoes bois @aboynamedbravo @terryx96

[[emily] @iamatheory]

@miller_1129 Hell yeah. We should go to devils lake this time because it's close to me and I'm lazy

[[emily] @iamatheory]

@miller_1129 Did you mean camping trip????

[[emily] @iamatheory]

I'm eating cheese and summer sausage for lunch... I've reached peak Wisconsin

[[emily] @iamatheory]

It's warm enough that I can finally pull my motorcycle out of storage this weekend and I'm so excited bc I miss my child

[[emily] @iamatheory]

College jobs are weird. I went from being a hostess to a valet to an instructor and now I'm getting my EMT license this summer... idk what I can possibly do now