lauren🐳

mother of squirrels,
lady of the canyon

[KTLA @KTLA]

SURF’S UP! A baby seal was spotted climbing from surfboard to surfboard near Pacific Beach in San Diego, riding the waves from above the water.
https://t.co/9YEktPiJ5Y

[phage @clubmoss_]

You should be able to pay for the bar tab with raw materials

[𝔟𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔱 @fangsxbangs]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON!!

[alex @alex_abads]

Bama Rush should have been about:

Rush
Rush consultants are a scam
The two women roofied while filming
Where all the money these sororities make go
The racism that the Divine 9 was subject to// how that affected their campus life
The Machine

Instead it was about:

Alopecia

[lauren🐳 @iamawug]

Cocktail waitress. Meet people in your community, celebrate life events, choose your own hours, have a place to call home

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Say Yes To Heaven’ by Lana Del Rey debuts at #7 on Global Spotify with over 4.1 million streams.

It marks the biggest solo streaming debut of her career.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

my partner’s been out of town for 6 days while I’m home w 2 kids and we’re officially in feral mode. My kid asked for her 4th popsicle of the night and I was like “yeah girl grab me another one too”

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Caroline was born to write this story.

[Is Today Nathan Fielder’s Birthday? @natfielderbday]

Today is Nathan Fielder’s birthday.

[Giancarlo Esposito @quiethandfilms]

This is a first! I’ve been spotted. Thank you to my fans everywhere!

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

BREAKING: jason derulo has fallen down the stairs at the met gala

[the pluribus is coming @getwellsoongeri]

landlords:

[Ayman Al-Abdullah 🧱 @aymanalabdul]

Anthony Bourdain said: "Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride." (Ht Jamieson Faulcon)

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘SHREK 5,’ with the film’s original voice cast, is officially in the works.

https://t.co/UilFFBAST8

[0xDesigner @0xDesigner]

Probably the best thing you'll see today.

In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world.

The results 🧵

1/22

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

I don’t want to be one of these people on here constantly longing for Renaissance but modern architecture seems to be a choice between 1) satanic farmhouse and 2) community college library.

[Ana Kasparian @AnaKasparian]

I'm a woman. Please don't ever refer to me as a person with a uterus, birthing person, or person who menstruates. How do people not realize how degrading this is? You can support the transgender community without doing this shit.