Ben Fields

ceo of Faithbook. social networking for the religious, and those with a lisp.

[Ben Fields @iambenfields]

@Sonos you ok over there pal

[Ben Fields @iambenfields]

i just watched my robot vacuum try to dock on its charger, several times, and then abort when it just couldn't nail it.

It's now under the couch and I feel more kinship with it than I thought was possible.

[Ben Fields @iambenfields]

@MarkRober @crunchlabs Youre a legend! Thanks Mark. Pls send platinum ticket next box. ;)

[Ben Fields @iambenfields]

Would be great if @MarkRober and @crunchlabs teamed up with Toybox or similar to let kids print replacement parts… like the discs for the disc launcher, which kinda like to disappear

[Ben Fields @iambenfields]

@AirCanada so I miss a single letter in my last name and you are going to charge me $7000 to change a family’s booking to see relatives after 3 years of covid!!?!?!?

[Ben Fields @iambenfields]

@OccupyDemocrats ✋

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

Former President George W. Bush: “The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean of Ukraine.”

[Ben Fields @iambenfields]

@marcmaron Sally was my moms cousin… hadn’t seen her for years.

[Ben Fields @iambenfields]

@JasonIsbell 👏👏👏

[Ben Fields @iambenfields]

@DanaSchwartzzz west village, 2012. See a very cute dog (extraordinarily cute little puffy thing) and stop to compliment the owner ‘nice dog!’ I say as the clearly expensive mutt leaves a mini pile on the sidewalk. Then, in stereo we both say ‘even when he does that!’ We laugh, Matt Damon and I

[Ben Fields @iambenfields]

@Sen_JoeManchin You’re a truly morally bankrupt human Joe - how could you line your pockets with coal money knowing that we have such a tiny window to literally save the majority of our species - SHAME on you, we the people will judge you harshly.

[Ben Fields @iambenfields]

@davedavieskinks Damnnnnnnnnn @JoeNBC he *told* you

[Ben Fields @iambenfields]

@VisuWell hope it was fun having a company you fucking bigot.

[Ben Fields @iambenfields]

@NBCJoshua hell yes man. Thank you for being so open about your mental health struggles. We all need to be seen and I appreciate you!

[Ben Fields @iambenfields]

@theyearofelan It’s like a watch but It is just there to shame you for being unfit. It’s $400 a year

[Ben Fields @iambenfields]

@theyearofelan Bro how are you not on the whoop train

[Ben Fields @iambenfields]

@HiddenBrain The tornado was tough. It’s going to get tougher, but you’ll be OK. Make sure the kids have plenty of communication with friends and family.

[Ben Fields @iambenfields]

@CorbinReiff Lack of inventory

[Ben Fields @iambenfields]

@JasonIsbell One could be forgiven for hearing Lowell George and thinkin it was Bonnie Raitt / vice versa

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Min wage
Costco: $16
Walmart: $11

Average pay
Costco: $24
Walmart: $15

Employees on food stamps (subsidized by you)
Costco: Virtually none
Walmart: More than any other company

Founder net worth
Costco: not a billionaire
Walmart: over $220 billion; up $30 billion in pandemic