Martin McFly

“I am here live. I am not a cat.”

[Khan Noonien Singh @wtfcetialpha5]

You only think about yourselves.

[Common Sense Extremists @crushmarxismnow]

Who are Pedro Pascal and Zendaya going to play?

[Kevin O'Connor @KevinOConnor]

The Cavaliers called a grand total of one timeout during that 30-8 run by the Knicks.

[Matt’s Idea Shop @MattsIdeaShop]

“Fresh diaper. Good. Now, shit your pants again, immediately”

[Stink Eye @thestinkeye]

But that [making money] isn’t why this movie is being made. This movie is being made as a humiliation ritual within the larger ritual of deconstructing Western Civilization.

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

Christopher Nolan: Orchestras didn’t exist back then. We can’t use an orchestra for The Odyssey...

Also Nolan: Helen of Troy is now black. Achilles is a 5 ft nothing tranny. Travis Scott is gonna rap. Robert Pattinson is gonna say “daddy”. Soldiers will have iron armor in the Bronze Age. Movie will be based on a modernized, feminist rewrite of the story.

This movie will be a beautifully filmed piece of woke, liberal slop.

[Mitchell @CLEKY_]

Guardians are fucking garbage. I genuinely hate this team

[Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC]

Please understand that communists do this on purpose. This is like pulling down statues for them.

They live for destroying beautiful things. Especially the ones most important to you.

[Martin McFly @iambenlinus]

It’s about the money. He wants to get paid and be on the west coast.

[Bernie Pleskoff @bernie_ple28263]

Indeed he is. Very selfish player. Very.

[Bernie Pleskoff @bernie_ple28263]

Indeed he is. Very selfish player. Very.

[Martin McFly @iambenlinus]

@bernie_ple28263 It honestly didn’t look like he was trying with bases loaded. He was resigned to fan at pitches.

[nick @cdlenthusiast]

vogt might genuinely be one of the worst in-game managers i’ve ever watched it’s a genuine make-a-wish miracle that this guy managed to scam 2 manager of the year awards

[SleeperGuardians @SleeperGuards]

I don’t think there’s ever been a team that’s failed to take advantage of bases loaded this much in history

[Martin McFly @iambenlinus]

Bases loaded and Bailey didn’t even look like he was trying out there at the plate. Lackadaisical effort fanning at the ball.

[Martin McFly @iambenlinus]

Then why did another big league club want him?

[Guardians Prospective @CleGuardPro]

People need to stop overreacting on losing LHP Matt "Tugboat" Wilkinson. While he's been a nice fascinating story his overall stuff doesn't profile well for a future at the next level. Myself as well as national publications didn't have him as a top 30 prospect in our system.

[Martin McFly @iambenlinus]

Pay his friends ANDDDDD use it on the campaign trail.

[Hunter Ash @ArtemisConsort]

These diapers will be priced 3-4x market rate so he can pay his friends. If you actually wanted to do something like this, just pull the average number of births per hospital per month and make a contract with amazon. Far cheaper, same result. The point is not the diapers.

[Martin McFly @iambenlinus]

THIS IS MY LOST

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

We all died from Covid and are in hell

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

We all died from Covid and are in hell

[Peter B @realpeteyb123]

Hey @GavinNewsom you can get 420 diapers delivered for free for $86 in just a quick search with no government intervention.

I’m sure if you wanted, Costco or many other retailers would love to help and get those prices down even more to help parents with just a gift card and a coupon code.

Fast and easy..

Why you giving the baby2baby gals $200 of our taxpayers money for 400 diapers?

Don’t they make enough to pay for their glamours lifestyle with all those great galas they throw for their Hollywood Democrat friends?

Are you that ignorant to run the basic numbers? Surely you aren’t that much of a scammer?

This is logical.

[Martin McFly @iambenlinus]

@Buster_ESPN @HughJupside Buster we traded for another catcher who can’t hit. Tug boat is going to be a very good reliever at the least. Doesn’t make sense. Even if hedges is hurt it makes no sense. Especially for a team that never gives up capital to make big trades.