John Bennett

You’ll find me elsewhere

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@Nickie_Louise Did someone spoil your lunch @Nickie_Louise ?

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@Nickie_Louise I’m down in the smoke today!

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@Nickie_Louise @marmite The dentist?
😂😂😂😂

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@5150djc Eek

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@5150djc @Nickie_Louise Steady on 😂😂😂😂

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@Nickie_Louise to be avoided! They don’t taste of @marmite at all so may lull some poor unsuspecting person into the incorrect view that @marmite is acceptable!

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@Nickie_Louise #wrong

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@5150djc But she wants to go in Christmas shops….

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@5150djc It’s not December…. 🤦🏼‍♂️

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@Nickie_Louise

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@Babsytherunner On the Isle of Skye, I was at the bar and local chap called two Scots from Edinburgh “Damn Southerns”!

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@MikeyCycling I was a witness in a case where a lorry hit a cyclist. The CPS barrister said the driver would not have been found not guilty without the helmet camera footage that me and two other people had.

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@_5I50_ Apparently!

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@katelamble @katelamble I’m sorry your leaving. I’ve always enjoyed your contributions to @BBCMoreOrLess. It is the BBC’s loss.

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@charlottevslife Stop Planks. https://t.co/AA2Jkf6RE1

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@Rossmeister Could have twisted it? I’ve hurt my right knee in the MCL area. Not sure if it was running or afterwards getting into the car!

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@Rossmeister Have you?

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@_5I50_ Yes

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@Nickie_Louise @sarajcox Nope. Any we found more confetti when we moved house in 1999!!!