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[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

Something very funny happened today.

One APC stakeholder known as Akin Alabi (farmer), went on twitter to explain how frying akara is a most lucrative business ever in the world.

After preaching, one guy started praying for him.

The guy prayed that all his children would all end up selling akara, none of them will prosper in anything if not akara. They will akara before they eat, buy clothes or pay rent.

After praying, they asked the APC guy to say Amen.

Naso my guy take run. It's been over 6 hours, he never reply.

We still dey wait for him sha.

[Alaga! @Hon_Danjo]

Wanted to resign my telecoms job to relocate to lagos to start entrepreneurial life with a billionaire who promised me he will invest “15m” in my business in 2015.

My dad said I don’t understand the nitty gritty of this deal, but if deal is what you have pursued and what you want. You should go with it. Don’t worry if your business fails, “there is always rice at home”

Tears first commot my eyes.

Till today, dem no rent my room out. It’s still as I left it. I can walk into my father’s house and it will feel like I never left.

Rice is always at home. 🤩

[Inibehe Effiong @InibeheEffiong]

Suddenly, pseudo intellectuals are pushing the dubious narrative that akara, roasted corn and kuli-kuli are sustainable means of livelihood.

How about groundnut and sachet water business? They should include them too.

The defenders of this wicked regime are telling us that Remi Tinubu has donated billions of Naira to NGOs.

First, they should tell us where she got such money from.

Second, they should provide the names and locations of the benefiting NGOs, and verifiable evidence that the donations have been properly utilized.

The advocates of akara economy should set up this business for their siblings and family members to demonstrate the efficacy of their postulations.

Since your mother sold akara to train you, why haven’t you opened akara factory for your wife, daughters, sons and political associates to promote and sustain your mother’s entrepreneurial legacy?

With the collapse of public education, how many akara sellers in this country currently can afford to pay their children’s tuition in private schools?

How many akara sellers can pay the rising costs of tertiary education and healthcare?

How many akara sellers can afford to pay the rising rents in Nigeria today?

How many akara will one sell to be able to buy fuel?

If akara, roasted corn and kuli-kuli are viable and sustainable microeconomic investments in Tinubu’s Nigeria, let the defenders of Tinubu show us members of their families that are engaged in this enterprise.

The point is not that akara, roasted corn and kuli-kuli aren’t necessary foods, the point is that we are all witnesses to how the Tinubu family has amassed wealth and captured state power to entrench and further their selfish and greedy ambitions.

We have seen the insane convoy of Remi Tinubu, Seyi Tinubu and their benefactor in Aso Rock.

It is deceitful and disrespectful for the same family that is living in opulence, amidst the ravaging and dangerous hunger in the country, to be pushing akara, roasted corn and kuli-kuli economy.

Bola Tinubu’s regime has been a wasteful and disastrous experiment.

We have seen how he is destroying our economy. But his annoying and power monger wife feels she can lecture the victims of their misrule and incompetence about the viability of the akara economy.

Enough of the silly expositions.

[bwinam_sewue @iambwinam]

@pallnandi Yes

[The Presiding Bishop @Ogidi_Of_Owa]

Awolowo said he doesn't want the children of his cooks or drivers to turn out to be cooks and drivers themselves, reason he made sure free and qualitative education was available to all in the Western region.

People dey defend frying Akara as economic empowerment in 2026

[Abiodun @bin_gbada]

We went from "must you eat rice?" to "must you run all your equipments all the time?" to “apart from Ice block, what do we need 24/7 electricity for?” to “must an airport have 24/7 electricity?” & now to “To start Akara business doesn't take a lot of money”

Take 2027 elections like your life depends on it because your life actually depends on it.

[The Presiding Bishop @Ogidi_Of_Owa]

The reason your mother fried Akara to send you to school is so that you can be a better citizen of the society and have a fighting chance against poverty. She didn't do it for you to come online and defend frying of Akara as economic empowerment. Don't waste her efforts.

[watergun @tersseer]

raising your phone to listen to a voice note then it auto pause is peak rage bait 😭

[bwinam_sewue @iambwinam]

@egi_nupe @sweetborah When last did you converse with someone who buys firewood? Have you researched it?

[DaSuKi @chukaobi]

Cowbellpedia
Zain Africa Challenge
Milo Last Kid Standing
Gulder Ultimate Search
Project Fame West Africa
Malta Guinness Street Dance
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
NTA National Secondary Schools Quiz

The era that fought to reward intelligence and talent, and to make smart people famous.

Then Olodo Nation attacked, led by a men who either forged certificates or had no certificate at all.
And their Olodominions said “even if he presents a NEPA bill I will vote him”.

[Hindan @KingJudeIII]

We’re falling in love with photography again.
Photographs by me.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

You ever notice how some people don’t apologize? They just act normal again and expect you to forget.

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

Can we normalise having people over to play games like Scrabble, Monopoly, Jenga, chess, video games, and cards while we drink and cook?
Not clubbing and definitely not truth or dare!!!!

[Pejuola| HR🗣️ @Pejuola_a]

Nobody is more stressed than a woman who knows she has potential but feels completely confused about her next move, career and life

[bwinam_sewue @iambwinam]

🌚😂

[Ms Roli Wa Liverpool Goodness❤ @MGoodnessr]

My aunt was found at her home, sleeping even. She wasn't feeling well, so she stayed home asleep during the day. A group of men broke into her house thinking nobody was there. A man driving past noticed what was happening and called for help. The police arrived, woke my aunt up, and made sure she was safe. That man later became her husband. They've now been married for 8 years and have 2 children. 🤝😭

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Please raise your daughters to have hobbies, interests, and academics...so when they become adults and middle-aged women they have something to talk about besides a man.

[Jola @Jollz]

Nigeria right now under Tinubu feels like the Pride Lands when Scar was in control (Lion King). Barren, fruitless and sad. And just like Scar, he doesn’t care. King of ruins is still a king. Terrible stuff

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

To be Nigerian, is to be outraged.

When you think about the flashy, opulent, downright gluttonous lives these people are living when their subjects are dying, kidnapped, uneducated and hungry.

The rage will almost wipe you out.

[FEYIŞAYOMI 🌸 @Agbede_arorin]

Pardon?????
Any small thing, "Gen Z cannot relate".
Yen yen yen 😑😑
Do you people realize that Gen Z started from 1997?

Do you realize that the oldest Gen Z is almost 30 years old? And the youngest Gen Z is 14 years old .

If you want to call baby Shark do do, call Gen Alpha, because Gen Zs are NOT as young as you think they are.

I'm a Gen Z, I was very much aware of when the Five naira, Ten naira, Twenty naira and Fifty Naira notes were papers.

I knew when they changed it to the nylon that we now spend today.

I can vividly remember the time when they did Golden Jubilee for the #50 note.

I remember when a portion of pepper was #20, and when a cup of rice was #25 for long grain rice.

I remember when 5 eggs was #100. When Indomie was #30, when a cup of Garri was #10.

Yes, I'm a Gen Z and I remember.
Stop dragging us as if we just came into this world abeg.

[Kunle Kenny -The Joy Dispenser @kunle_kenny]

We need to STOP practising this false and escapist Christianity in Nigeria. Some believers selfishly, foolishly and ignorantly declared “This regime will favour me and my family” in 2023 when this criminal entered office.

Now, it’s 2026 and we cannot do vigils.
The few churches who do have military personnel holding loaded guns even when the weapons of our warfare are not carnal😏.

And with all that, everyone is praying inside the church with both eyes opened while planning their exit at the slightest sign of anything. This isn’t the way to live life. Terrible leadership has severe consequences!

I’m saying, reality has a way of exposing our false practice of faith. We MUST get involved! We must vote righteousness. We MUST stand for justice. Those who have been killed by terrorists aren’t less loved by God na.