C. Rizner

Software Engnr 💻 @mydadsgarage | Big Tech | private figure 🌍, what exactly do you want ?

[The Jobfather ® 🇯🇲🇨🇦🇬🇧 @TheJobfather__]

I want Black people to learn this early, if you do not document your impact, someone else will shrink it until it fits their comfort and their budget. That’s why I always say Stay Dangerous, because staying dangerous is how you avoid getting played at work.

[Mr. Possible @Mrpossidez]

I’ve said this before and I hate to gild the lily, but it’s worth threading this for the sake of younger folks. What makes someone exceptional in thought is not necessarily intelligence. It’s resistance. To think well, you must first refuse to think lazily.

[Jay Yang @Jayyanginspires]

This is the way

[C. Rizner @iamcahak]

@TunbosunOlaleye @lifeinsolace @Morris_Monye What does "made it" mean?
If you don't know her personally, why does your statement convey she hasn't?

[C. Rizner @iamcahak]

@EOEboh *for many use cases.

Well, until you need to juxtapose your use of the pattern vs alternatives to peers and stakeholders, then the real thinking begins 🙃

[C. Rizner @iamcahak]

@burgerkingnga well, since we're here, hear me out please.
Burger with Ewa agoyin as the patty would slap really hard 🫤

[Burger King Nigeria @burgerkingnga]

“You’re so quiet, what's on your mind?”

BK lovers:

[naijaPatriot @jollynony]

This is blowing up. Massive APC interest too. A lot of amusing insults. Lol.

Here’s my answer. It’s a long one.

Not one of you gets that if Tinubu were 1/10th who you claim he was, and half as interested in fixing anything, the ₦ will be on the mend after Buhari. Instead everything is going downhill.

None of you gets that nothing in this man’s actions, as the occupier of Aso Rock, bears any resemblance to what you say about him.
Assuming you’re a true believer, you should pause and think. You’ve been sold a dud. That’s the point of the tweet.

Maybe you don’t care. Seems that way.

I mean, on the first day, the man blurted out, totally unscripted, “Subsidy is gone!”

Who in their right minds would do that?
You that is defending him, would you do something so far-reaching off the cuff? No plans! Nothing!
No won’t. Admit it. You won’t d!e.

For the period that “subsidy was gone”, where are the savings?
Have you for one second thought that the “savings” is the much more you as a person is paying for fuel? It’s unaccounted for, but you’re fine with it? Oh I’m sorry, it went to SUV’s, yatchs and other “essentials”. Nearly forgot.

We all know that subsidy is back. But you know what hasn’t gone back to what it was? Yes, you do! The price of everything.
The pain of “subsidy is gone” was all for nothing. And the pain is ongoing and accelerating. Ongoing… damn it!
And for what? To remove subsidy that remains unremoved. All pain, no gain! This kind of genius!

The genius sees the wreckage he made and what does he do? He dipped his hands in the treasury and paid ₦24bn for pilgrimage as if he was buying akara from Mama Iyabo. Yet the ₦5bn he claimed he was giving students for scholarships is tied up in knotty conditions that literally no one that needs it can access. It’s not even been disbursed as far as I know. And you don’t see a man that doesn’t understand or doesn’t care about what drives a nation’s prosperity?

You want me to discount the evidence of my eyes in favour of your fairytales about taming the Atlantic and other stories.

Terrible as Buhari was, would things be this bad?

In fact, the destructive nepotism that was a stand out feature of the Buhari presidency has been ratcheted up a notch by this man who cares only for how much he can squeeze out of the people in large scale schemes. Schemes some of you are celebrating under this tweet and quotes as achievements. Unbelievable!

Only a day ago he made his son-in-law MD Federal Housing Authority and today has wired ₦126bn to the agency. Instead of being scandalised, you’re instead pained that I said that without the resurgent Obasanjo economy, his lack of depth would have been exposed much sooner. Really? That’s what galls you? Na wah!

His actions and inactions since May 2023 are decidedly deadly to a healthy nation, how much more, one brought to its knees by Buhari whom all of you were fawning over until he left office. He was “Sai Baba” until the very end. Then you suddenly realised that he wrecked the economy. So you guys are capable of recognising a wrecked economy? You dunminit!

One would have thought that the desperation to grab power whether he was voted or not, meant that he had a clue. But he doesn’t, does he?

The man is either completely out of his depth or doesn’t care about anything outside his self-interest.
I choose the latter, I think your guy is the proverbial man who will burn down his country if he had to rule over its ashes. Nothing is off limits.
Be afraid.
Be very afraid.
But would you? No you won’t. You still think it’s me against you. That’s the tragedy.

[C. Rizner @iamcahak]

@isaque_2006 lol, you’re funny. You want me to report an issue by entering my email address and password on a random site unrelated to Kuda’s original domain.
Take another look at my twitter profile

[C. Rizner @iamcahak]

@joinkuda has got to be the worst banking app I currently use.
Every time “sorry, but it looks like there’s a problem on our end”
How did things get this bad?

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

The ability to learn at a very fast speed from a book is called being smart.

The ability to look at your own environment and glean information that cannot be obtained except through observation is intelligence.

Knowing when to apply one over the other is wisdom.

[C. Rizner @iamcahak]

@EOkaome @thedigitalzoe Also, could take more than a day to achieve tangible results

[Izuuu @the_Izuchukwu]

I was 10

Thieves cornered us and commanded everyone to lie down

I refused and started speaking in tongues at gunpoint

Pastor Chris Oyakhilome convinced me that nothing can harm me. Not even bullet. I was so certain.

My mum dey one side dey burst tears. She think say I don go

[C. Rizner @iamcahak]

@michael_kove @KevinNaughtonJr same thing I thought 🙂

[C. Rizner @iamcahak]

@Ifeanyiwills @KevinNaughtonJr 😂

[C. Rizner @iamcahak]

@SpacChad @BraddBuff @its_shevi @justmattgray @pikaso_me screenshot this

[C. Rizner @iamcahak]

@HRH_Dkay And your country is not?

[C. Rizner @iamcahak]

@kadiridav rise, King David

[C. Rizner @iamcahak]

@_orehh 🙏🏽

[C. Rizner @iamcahak]

@chuck8612 @Khanstillday 😂

[C. Rizner @iamcahak]

@IbKabal @SamuelOtigba Or less importation from other countries