Cait

[💍Prostitution Whore💍 @Pr0sttti0nWh0re]

Prostitution Whore hallelujah
Ingredientses hallelujah
Is bitch better hallelujah
Love love love hallelujah
Four dorters hallelujah
pignoli cookies hallelujah
Table flipping hallelujah
sangwiches hallelujah

[Cait @iamcaitthegreat]

@cgraysnow Me voting for David Archuleta

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@MissCimato The way I CACKLED

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I need to stop having nightmares about being on bagel station at Tim Hortons. It’s been over a decade since I’ve worked there 🫠

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@RankedReal The Traitors made me like Lisa again! The end of her housewives era was just 😩

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@EvelDick From a Bills fan, fuck man I hope they climb their asses out of the garbage bin lol

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@absolutelytiff So damn upset that roundtable banished you!! But the way you held yourself, so damn admirable.

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@EvelDick Fuck yeah Go Bills!!

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@mattliguori That was definitely part of my top 3 quotes during the first 3 episodes lol!

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@robcesternino Gone waaaay too soon!!

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@cgraysnow Ok ok ok we need tea on the next pod!

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Listening to people crunch and eat kettle chips is my 13th reason.

And yes, I know people can’t control it because of the crunch but still!

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Me when I talk about the Real Housewives:

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

How I introduce myself to people:

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

A bulletproof vest could not have saved Charlie Kirk; he was shot in the neck.

The security he had did not save or protect him.

If he had a gun, it wouldn’t have mattered either, because the shot was reportedly from a sniper 200 yards away.

The only thing that could’ve helped Charlie Kirk was more gun regulation, an idea that he and his peers are vehemently against.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

🚨 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged.

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@EvelDick Oh Dick I’m so sorry 😩💔

[☔ @Whotfismick]

that urge to nap between 3pm - 5pm is no joke