Cassandra

Ex Playboy Bunny, your neighborhood bird watcher & keeping the phrase uh oh spaghettios alive

[Cassandra @iamcassandra___]

This is not a motivational tweet to tell you to get after it. This tweet is to tell you to take a nappy because you deserve it. Sweet dreams.

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Sorry, it was silly. I see that now.

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Reminder: someone else's mood does not dictate how your day goes. Only you have control of that.

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@elonmusk Is this like when the guy traded the paper clip for a house?

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Every time I am drunk: "buy a plane ticket"

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@NoContextHumans

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Oh, life is but a dream.

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Today I feel like I don't know where home is. I just want to go different places and find myself in the being lost in them.

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@wiseconnector

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The feeling of I want to be alone but I also want someone else in the house doing something other than being around me.

[Mike The Situation ☝🏻 @ItsTheSituation]

BARBIE,
THE FIRST NIGHT AT BED WHEN YOU LEFT, KEN MADE OUT WITH 2 GIRLS AND PUT HIS HEAD INBETWEEN A COCKTAIL WAITRESSES BREASTS. ALSO WAS GRINDING WITH MULTIPLE FAT WOMEN.
WHEN YOU LEFT CRYING AT KLUTCH, KEN WAS HOLDING HANDS AND DANCING WITH A FEMALE AND TOOK DOWN HER NUMBER.
MULTIPLE PEOPLE IN THIS HOUSE KNOW, THEREFORE YOU SHOULD KNOW THE TRUTH.

[Cassandra @iamcassandra___]

It's 1am and I'm wishing @johnkrasinski would bring back Some Good News. I need it in my life.

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@IAmSteveHarvey The way my cat looks at me

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@sidr0e Seattle

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In my past life I was a Care Bear.

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@andruyeung I haven't been in so many years and gosh do I miss it. It's nice to see photos like this!

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@wiseconnector Sorry... Bacon is a special added treat but not a traditional burger item.

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@TylerKnott @Delta Makes me nervous to fly Delta in a couple weeks after seeing this

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@hellomollylynn That's how I feel about having seen Dermont Kennedy. I cried and had full body chills.

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@_demiaa Here in Georgia ⛈️

[Cassandra @iamcassandra___]

I felt pretty last night, here's proof