caucasian cole

[Gator Jay @stupiddretard]

Saarch Manning

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I love how Outlook deletes meeting emails the moment I hit accept. It’s a genius idea, because obviously I’ll never need the agenda, Zoom link, meeting details, or literally anything else from that email again. Truly incredible software.

[caucasian cole @iamcolekarr]

Wildcat is the worst play in football

[sammie ✮⋆˙ @rockstarkittn]

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

british people loosing their accents when they sing proves that they just use it for attention

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Tweet: "fuck this brownie is so good rn"

Ten immediate replies: "Well said. Brownies combine eggs, granulated sugar, and cocoa powder in a way that quietly elevates the culture. They're not just a snack, they're a vibe."

[onion person @CantEverDie]

just watched a redneck eating chicken tikka masala for the first time describe it as “if a country italian person prepared it in a chinese kinda way”

[Storm @tivstippi]

There was a show my sister used to make me watch called “dance moms” and it was just an evil white woman verbally abusing children

[caucasian cole @iamcolekarr]

I like my women how I like my coffee, on my lap in a McDonald’s drive thru

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

I am rewatching 16 and pregnant and noticing its just mildly learning disabled girls and their wigger boyfriends

[Neet @neet_sol]

all those galaxies with trillions of planets inside and you ended up on the one with a 40 hour work week

[pseudo wook @souporsonic_]

you look like you work from home (derogatory)

[baby yaga @yagadigital]

LinkedIn is enriching uranium

[Frontierism @frontierism]

8 figure salary. Wife just gave birth to their second son. Spends every day playing golf. Give me the hairline I’ll make that trade.

[lily @c0wgirlonline]

emergency vet be like give us three million dollars right now or your cat gets the firing squad

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

is that no hair or are you just bald to see me

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

[𝔩𝔲𝔰 @lusgotem]

bananas just be in the smoothie whoopin everybody else ass