Creamth, the doodoo boy

formerly a doodoo man, demoted to doodoo boy. my name is Creamth

[Creamth, the doodoo boy @iamcreamth]

Jesus might have turned water into wine but I turn 5 Nathan’s hot dogs into a steaming pile of shit and nobody calls me the fuckin messiah

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@JohnHinckley20 no John noooo

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Poopington
Cummingsley
Fartingdale

These are just a few examples of the things my sick twisted mind can come up with.

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We need Jelly Roll featuring 100 gecs NOW

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UFC at the White House more like Poo F Pee at the Brown House (the f stands for fart)

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Love that Whitney Houston song where she’s like

Oooo I wanna dance with somebody
Ooo I wanna feel the meat with somebody
Yeah I wanna dance with someone
With somebody who loves meat

[Creamth, the doodoo boy @iamcreamth]

I like how teddy Roosevelt was like “don’t talk loud but make sure you have a huge fuckin dong”

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@JoyceCarolOates hell yeah Joyce

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putting truck nuts on the 2018 Subaru forester to show dominance over the moms and dads in the cul de sac

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can’t believe there’s sicko’s out there making pee can pie

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imagine if john mayor said the thing about his peinis in 2026

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anyone just try renaming it “the gay of hormuz”?

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white people don’t have culture?

listen here, buddy, you ever hear of a little thing called POLKA?!

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not now, kitten. daddy’s gotta boof this jenkem before he can come to bed

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kiss me by Mike pence none the richer

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the ass is always weiner or however it goes

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having the last name Cockburn must be awesome

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psycho killer
kash patel
fa fa fa fa, fa fa fa fa fa fa

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@KlonnyPin_Gosch what ever happened to that guy anyway?

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me: “so you’re saying “daddy need cummies” is not a good way to initiate sex?”

my very religious high school gym teacher who was forced into teaching sex ed: “that is correct”

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hegseth is like if a feral hog was a guy