Dan Graham

Behind enemy lines 🙋🏼‍♂️⚫️⚪️. No, I am not from Middlesbrough. Opinions are my own and not the views of my employer.

[Dan Graham @iamdaniel_]

Think that’s me done with the Great North Run. Official time 2:35:10, PB for a half marathon set at 2:29:53.

[Kit Crimes ⚽️ @KitCrimes]

Well done Brighton, that's how it should be done. Away kit becomes third kit, and keep it for two seasons.

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

Le Tissier sat in Wembley on Saturday but the Southampton players are all wearing Middlesbrough kits

[Portsmouth FC @Pompey]

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[Dan Graham @iamdaniel_]

Has Anthony Elanga ever completed a pass? This team is absolutely garbage

[Dan Graham @iamdaniel_]

No idea how Wissa has missed that. Absolutely shite man

[Francis @FrancisChipp]

New Premier League Record ⚡️

14,856 fans left Sunderland's Stadium of Light immediately after Nottingham Forest's 4th goal in the 37th minute - the highest number of first half fan departures in Premier League history.

[Dan Graham @iamdaniel_]

@CraigHope_DM It’s at 25 points because our manager can’t find a way to stop it. Pathetic and not good enough. It’ll be put on the fans no doubt to ensure they turn up Saturday… like every other game.

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

The FIFA Peace Prize winner speaks…

[Dan Graham @iamdaniel_]

@Im_RobM *when he leaves

[Dan Graham @iamdaniel_]

@CraigHope_DM Is that being all returning to office 5 days a week?

[Dan Graham @iamdaniel_]

@TT2Limited What is the hold up going northbound?

[Rory Talks Football @Rory_Talks_Ball]

They built half a Premier League winning squad by cheating and their punishment is a £10m fine a decade later 🤣

10 point deduction if your interest payments on your new stadium are too steep though

[Wor Flags 🏴🏳 @worflags]

We started preparations way earlier to decorate your stadium after a very kind invite from your club. 👀

Plus, we have a few days off this week as we’re off to Barcelona via the airport you all so generously fund.

[Man Savings @man_savings]

A proper bargain for any Newcastle United fan...

2025/26 Third Shirt now discounted over £70

Just £25.00👇

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

A Lewis Hall masterclass in the #UCL 💫

[Dan Graham @iamdaniel_]

My head is still on Mars that we had ‘supporters’ leaving SJP last night at 90 mins when we’d just scored against Barca to go 1-0 up. Appreciate it’s a late on, but what’s another 5 mins to help get the team over the line?

[LBW @losblancoswrld]

NEWCASTLE FANS ARE LOUDLY BOOING THE REFEREE.

11' Harvey Barnes was clearly onside but the referee somehow called him offside.

12' Fermin Lopez deliberates stops Newcastle's counter attack and doesn't even get a yellow card.

17' Elanga called offside wrongly which prevented a corner

32' Joelinton fairly steals the ball from Pedri who dives like he's at the swimming pool and the referee lets the play go on and he SUDDENLY blows his whistle just when Joelinton was going to enter Barcelona's box.

33' Tonali gets a yellow card for touching Raphinha who fell down like a piece of paper. The whole stadium can't believe it and neither can the commentators.

45' Joan Garcia pushes a Newcastle player during their corner kick but the referee gives the foul to Barca instead and ends the half.

WHAT A DISGRACEFUL HALF.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Negreira FC strikes again

[🇵🇹 @Asensii20]

Wonder why Yamal didn’t get a yellow for his foul on Hall?

It’s because he’s 1 yellow away from a suspension 👍

[S T Best @helloIamBesty]

Abundantly clear that UEFA want their big lads through to the latter stages