Darren Carolissen

Radio presenter @MFM926 || Poet || Professional wino ||

[Hendrik Nieuwoudt ✖ @7hendrikHendrik]

The youth of today starts working out way to early in their lives. I feel old.

[MFM 92.6 @MFM926]

Are you 15-18 years old? Do you love Radio? Join our Summer School and learn everything about radio and presenting! Appl close 24 Nov. Email [email protected].

[JP @Jprz1321]

I've been laughing at this for 20 minutes 😂😂

[Darren Carolissen @iamdarrentoo]

"WE NEED TO WORK TWICE AS HARD TO GET HALF AS MUCH" - words to live by. https://t.co/isAk7HTUtR

[Darren Carolissen @iamdarrentoo]

I didn't even know that's what those weird things were for. https://t.co/FmgZWlh5aI

[stainless steel. @ShrimpTshingy]

literally avoid being disappointed as much as i can 👐🏽

[Darren Carolissen @iamdarrentoo]

No clue who they are and no idea how to talk to them *_* Send help. https://t.co/KQ8OAaOrCp

[MFM 92.6 @MFM926]

Gr.1's from Rietenbosch showing their gees for @MatiesRugby ahead of their @varsitycup semi vs UJ! Good luck #MaroonMachine! @ramble_bag

[David Levithan @loversdiction]

moral, n.: I could not love you if I didn’t have faith in you to consider the well being of others as much as you consider your own.

[MFM 92.6 @MFM926]

Tune in to the final hour of #TheBigParty with @Mondv6 & @iamdarrentoo! Take over our playlist and tweet us your requests or sms 44926.

[MFM 92.6 @MFM926]

Let's get this party started here with @iamdarrentoo and @Mondv6 all the way till 1am! Tweet us your favourite party track!

[MFM 92.6 @MFM926]

The #AmToPmEXPERIENCE w/ @Lesley_Piet is in FULL SWING!

Stepping into the new month like... #February 📻🌸🌺🌻

[Gift of the Gab @gabyg_sa]

#Drive on @MFM926... unexpected, weird and just full on EXTRA👽 find us on fb at https://t.co/2iXVYS9euy

[Eusebius McKaiser @Eusebius]

For those who asked: Yes I do know what was said at #Gracebiblechurch. It was anti-gay. I'll play you the audio on the open line tomorrow.

[Writers Write @Writers_Write]

How are you writing today? https://t.co/ARZ9iDth0A

[MFM 92.6 @MFM926]

Join @iamdarrentoo welcoming this beautiful day on #TheWeekendBreakfast with some sweet sweet tunes! Get your boogie shoes ready!

[David Levithan @loversdiction]

morbid, adj.: You tend to verbalize the gloom, tempered with humor, which is better than the way I act like it’s killing me from the inside.

[Gift of the Gab @gabyg_sa]

YAAAASSS... 👏🏼🙌🏼💃🏻 @celest_anthony listens to @MFM926 be like Celest 😂❤🎙📻

[David Levithan @loversdiction]

morale, n.: In situation like this is, tell me that no matter what bad things happen, we will make good things, and they will matter.