Captain Bruno

Diary of a trying yute. #GGMU

[New Direction AFRICA @Its_ereko]

🚨 Senegal captain Kalidou Koulibaly speaking facts:

"Africans can’t have their people" at the World Cup because of US travel bans.

Every other team gets their fans. But Global South teams like Senegal get blocked while the West lectures everyone about "inclusion" and "human rights".

This is the same empire that bombs, exploits, and restricts — then cries when others resist.

Football should unite people, not separate them with racist visa policies and double standards.

Stand with Koulibaly. Stand with the fans. Stand with the Global South.

No bows. Just raw truth. 💪🏿🇸🇳

[👑 @coffeededo_o]

Brave hero, we need warriors over here like him

[Kata @utdshows]

🚨🎙️ Patrice Evra on Noussair Mazraoui:

🗣️ “This is honestly my biggest issue with Mazraoui.

The guy will spend weeks looking like an average player for Manchester United…

Then he puts on a Morocco shirt and suddenly turns into prime Dani Alves.

He was out there casually dribbling through Brazil’s defence like he was playing a pre-season friendly.

I’m happy for him, but at the same time I’m sitting here asking why Manchester United only get 60% of this player while Morocco seem to get the full premium package.

Whatever Morocco are doing with him, United need to find a way to unlock that version of Mazraoui more often.” 🇲🇦🔥

[KENYA GOSSIP CLUB @kenyagossips]

Kenyan Manchester United fans beat Kenyan Arsenal fans 3–2 in a football match at Nyayo Stadium

[Kata @utdshows]

🚨🎙️ Micah Richards on Patrick Dorgu:

🗣️ “But… but seriously, Patrick Dorgu might be the most confusing player Manchester United have signed in years 😭

One minute you’re watching him at left-back thinking, ‘Yeah, he’s definitely not a natural full-back.’

Then he moves to left wing and you’re thinking, ‘Hmm… I’m not sure he’s a natural winger either.’

Then out of nowhere he unleashes a 30-yard rocket into the top corner and drops a 10/10 performance like it’s nothing 😂

I genuinely don’t know what this guy is, he’s too attacking to be a traditional left-back.

He’s not quite polished enough to be a conventional winger, he’s somehow chaotic and effective at the same time.

At this point, I think Dorgu’s actual position is just ‘footballer.’

Stick him on the pitch and let him figure it out.” 😭

[Dereck @UTDDereck]

When Johnny Evans and Bruno recreated that Rooney and Van persie goal.

[Phil Howarth @PhilHowarth]

🤣🤣

[Shan The Artist 👩‍🏫👩‍🎨🇯🇲 @shamanda19]

CAR STOLEN IN GREATER PORTMORE. 8WEST
WHITE HONDA GRACE 9600JR.
POLICE NOT HELPING.
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!

[(fan) Alex⁸ @UTDAlex8]

🚨Diego Forlán on why Sir Alex Ferguson sold him from Manchester United:

"We were behind against Chelsea. Sir Alex told me to warm up and insisted I wear high studs because of the heavy rain and the wet pitch. But honestly, I preferred the low studs. I said yes to him but ended up doing what I wanted without him noticing.

After warming up, he put me on the field. Just a few minutes in, I got a good chance to score, but I slipped and completely missed the shot. Then, I had another chance, but I lost my balance again and missed it.

Frustrated, I ran over to the sideline to change my boots. But Ferguson saw me and beat me to the boots, throwing them far away from me. He stopped me and told me to finish the game with the boots I was wearing.

That match ended up being my last for Manchester United."

[Blake @tweetsesko]

🚨 Ancelotti opens up on his decision to call up Ederson:

"I will be honest, I didn't know much about Ederson before his move to Manchester United.

You know when a club like Manchester United decides to invest in a player, it gets your attention. They don't usually sign players without quality. After watching him closely, I saw his work rate, intelligence, and character. His performances convinced me he deserved an opportunity, and that's why I decided to call him up."

[(fan) Alex⁸ @UTDAlex8]

🚨🗣️ | Matheus Cunha on joining Manchester United despite no European football:

“Many clubs came for me. Clubs playing in the Champions League, top teams in the Premier League, and even clubs from La Liga. I had options, very good options, but when Manchester United called, it was different. Some opportunities in football are simply impossible to ignore.

Manchester United is one of the biggest clubs in the world. The history, the fans, the expectations, everything about this club is special. When I spoke to the people here and saw the project they are building, I said to myself: I want to be part of this.

I have gained a lot of experience in recent years, and now I want to use that experience to help this team return to where it belongs. The conversations with Michael Carrick also helped me understand the vision for the future.

The goal is clear: bring Manchester United back to the Champions League and help bring European nights back to Old Trafford. This club belongs at the very top, and I want to be part of that journey.”

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Rafael Leao claims he now understands why players will say YES to Manchester United:

🗣️ Rafael Leao:

“I think I finally understand why so many players dream of playing for Manchester United. And honestly, a big reason is Bruno Fernandes. As an attacker, one thing you always want is a midfielder who sees things before everyone else.

Against Chile, the corners were dangerous. The passes from deep were dangerous. Even when he dropped deeper in midfield, the chances kept coming. What surprised me most wasn't the quality. Everybody knows Bruno has quality. It was how quickly he understood my movement.

Sometimes I'd start a run and the ball was already on its way. That's a dream for an attacker. You start to understand why forwards enjoy playing with him. And when you combine players like that with what Manchester United are building, it becomes very difficult to ignore.

Players can say no to a lot of clubs. But Manchester United is different. When a club that size calls you, and you know a player like Bruno is waiting to create chances for you every week... I think a lot of footballers already know what their answer will be.”

[Sunday League @SundayShoutsFC]

This video must never disappear. 🤣😭🇧🇷

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🤯 With Ruben Amorim's sacking earlier this season, and Michael Carrick's appointment, an infamous streak will continue:

🇳🇱 Matthijs de Ligt has had a new Head Coach at the start of every new season of his professional football career:

2016/17 — Peter Bosz (Ajax)
2017/18 — Marcel Keizer (Ajax)
2018/19 — Erik ten Hag (Ajax)
2019/20 — Maurizio Sarri (Juve)
2020/21 — Andrea Pirlo (Juve)
2021/22 — Max Allegri (Juve)
2022/23 — Julian Nagelsmann (Bayern)
2023/24 — Thomas Tuchel (Bayern)
2024/25 — Erik ten Hag (Man Utd)
2025/26 — Ruben Amorim (Man Utd)
2026/27 — Michael Carrick (Man Utd)

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Bruno on why Amad could become one of the best wingers in the world:

🗣️ Reporter:
“Casemiro recently told us that Amad could become one of the best wingers in the world if he improves his finishing. Do you agree?”

🗣️ Bruno Fernandes:

“I agree completely. Not just me, a lot of the lads in the dressing room agree as well. The thing with Amad is that people look at goals and assists and think that's only what matters. It isn't.

Take the Fulham game for example. He didn't score. He didn't get an assist. Yet he was one of the best players on the pitch. He was constantly finding space, dragging defenders around and creating problems.

The first goal comes from him putting Cunha into a dangerous situation. He was involved in the buildup for the second goal. He put in a fantastic cross for Sesko that deserved an assist but unfortunately hit the crossbar.

And every time he got the ball, Fulham looked uncomfortable. Those are the things players notice. Those are the things coaches notice. After the game I joked with him and said: 'Amad, if Sesko lends you one of his shooting boots, you might win us the league.' (laughs)

Because honestly, if he adds a little more clinical finishing to his game, there isn't much that other top wingers do that he can't do. That's how highly we rate him.

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Casemiro on a funny moment he experienced at Manchester United this season:

🗣️ Casemiro:

“I remember the game against Fulham. Cunha dribbles into the box, gets fouled and the referee immediately points to the penalty spot. We were celebrating already. Then the Fulham players surrounded the referee and started protesting.

VAR checked it and decided the foul was actually outside the box. So the penalty was cancelled and we got a free-kick instead. At that point I remember looking at Cunha and thinking: 'These guys have just made your effort fruitless.'

Then Bruno puts in an unbelievable ball and I score from the free-kick. After the game, me and Cunha went over to their captain and asked him: 'Be honest... which one would you have preferred? The penalty or the free-kick goal?' He looked at us and said: 'Please... just leave me alone.' Then we thanked him for the protest and walked away.”