Maturing is realizing that no couple actually cuddles to sleep. It’s a goodnight, rolling to opposite sides of the bed, one person snoring and farting, and the other scrolling x till 1am😂😂
Make I drop this gist for my new followers 😂
When I was in the kidnappers’ den, their boss once handed me his phone and told me to install WhatsApp and TikTok for him.
I no even argue, I just collect the phone… but while I was there doing it, I quietly sneaked to check live scores to see how Manchester United were doing on the Premier League table 😂😭
Fear dey, tension dey everywhere… but somehow my brain still dey ask “how United dey go?” 😂
I still remember clearly, na November period I check am we were sitting in 9th position that time 😭💔
At that point I realized say nothing fit ever cure this my support for Manchester United. If I fit dey check table inside that kind situation, then nothing fit ever shake me again. 😭💔😂
United for life. ❤️
Glory, glory Manchester United. 🔴
My fellow Man United fans, make we connect 😂🔴
OFFICIAL: Just a few days after agreeing to join Manchester United, Ederson has been called up to Brazil’s World Cup squad as a replacement for Wesley, who has sustained an injury. The Manchester United effect is real.
Australia’s fertility rate has plummeted.
They’ve hit the lowest rate in history at 1.48 — well below the 2.1 replacement rate.
The average age of mothers was 25 in 1971, and now it’s 32.
This is a human catastrophe.
My dearest sister Ngozi @NOIweala ,
It is with profound sorrow that I received the sad news of the demise of Prince Ikechukwu Okonjo, your younger brother.
The loss of a younger sibling is an arduous and grievous experience. Please accept my sincerest sympathies, extended to you, the esteemed royal family of the Ogwashi-Uku Kingdom, and all individuals who held Prince Ikechukwu in their affections.
May God Almighty who called him home grant him eternal rest in His kingdom, and grant your family the fortitude to bear his irreplaceable loss.
God Almighty bless your family always. -PO
The U.S. fertility rate hitting an all-time low of 1.57 is wild, but the real shocker is that the birth rate for women aged 35-39 officially surpassed women aged 20-24 for the first time in history.
People aren’t rejecting family life; they are spending their entire 20s trying to afford to exist before they can even think about buying a crib. The timeline completely shifted.
Stop framing declining birth rates as a "human catastrophe" or a sudden lack of family values. It is a mathematical equation.
If a society structures its economy so that rent takes 45% of an income, childcare costs a second salary, and a hospital delivery room bill requires a payment plan, people will prioritize survival over reproduction.
@KatieMiller The same generation that turned the housing market into a corporate monopoly and destroyed entry-level wages is now on here panicking that young people aren't having enough babies to fund their retirement pensions.
You reaped what you sowed.