boneboy

just another day of keeping my brains off the ceiling

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#a09fdf

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locking cube #lowpoly #blockbench

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crown of mercy #lowpoly #blockbench

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spleen is such an embarrassing name, makes me feel like a fucking idiot for having one. get this shit outta me, give me something cool like a Motorcycle Gland or smth...

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gotta admire dr pepper for setting the standard of that entire flavor for other sodas behind a PhD

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temperance beads #lowpoly #blockbench

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cultist charm #lowpoly #blockbench

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smut writer named Roman Snovel

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foresight and hindsight imply the existence of a both a foreskin and a hindskin

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putting on mascara just so I can cry it off when my dad asks why I have it on

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first manned space flight to Jupiters gotta be girls only, about time it's their turn to get stupider

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if you can't handle the nasty triangular patch of hair right above my ass then you don't deserve whatever positive features I'm sure I have that make up for it

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(talking to a lesbian couple) so, who pays for the costco membership in your relationship?

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just totally embarrassed myself: was teasing my friend who wasn't laughing so I told him I was just "yanking his chain" - didn't even consider how it would remind him of his years spent in feeble servitude as my collarbound slave, obsequious and servile to my fickle whims

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if you didn't want me to say "make sure her birth control is working" then you shouldn't have asked what my intentions were with your daughter at the dinner table, bud. this one's on you 😐

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named my body pillow Telephone Pole the way I wanna be wrapped around it

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showing them this screen after they give me a penny for my thoughts

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my curiosity is getting the worst of me *pulls out gun*

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this goblin wouldn't stfu in the movie theater so I asked them to be quiet and they told me to "mide yone bidniss, pal" and shanked me with a rusty level 1 dagger

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do tadpoles know they're gonna become frogs or do you think they start growing legs and are like yooooo wtf lmao this is crazy

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@DmitryDalnev badass! reminds me of Furi's character designs. I like the hat of 1s, the collar of 2, and the stringy cloak of 3 in total