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I finally gave in, this is my twitter year.

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Lincoln family takes tamale business online http://bit.ly/g4LSdP

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I just learned a new word from an Indian coworker, "Prepone". http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/prepone

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Macgyvered some tea. Coffee filter + tea + two cups. Win.

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When you counsel someone, you should appear to be reminding him of something he had forgotten, not of the light he was unable to see.

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Birthday party has to be rescheduled, more details to come.

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Birthday party has to be tescheduled, will let you know about the new date.

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Anybody know a cheap tax man? I have questions about my taxes.

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Heavenly wireless father, give me my daily 3G, and forgive me for my lack of service as I forgave AT&T's network.Lead me into Sprint. Amen.

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You deserve everything in the world, even if you really don't.

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Everything becomes normal if done consistently.

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Office Battle: Class warfare. That is what is going on here. Why don't they make a video game about it?

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At the new job, the coffee doesn't taste like piss here.

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@rversaw Yeah kind of, I didn't make it back until Sunday evening. Overall a win though.

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Had a great time at the Iowa code camp.

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"Obtuse" sounds like a slutty word.

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Nothing is as complicated as it looks.

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I'm hungry as hell and I want grape yogurt.

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Hyvee employees look like Mormon missionaries. Come on, at least change the colors.

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birdy nam nam... nam nam..