MUHAMMED ELNas

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Happy INDEPENDENCE NIGERIA #proudlynigerian #nigeria@55 cc: mtnng https://t.co/P1FDoGzSl2

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A relationship with GOD is the most important relationship you can ever have."

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Who else remembers using their sweater to make babies back in primary school? Retweet if you did this.."

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DO NOT RETWEET THIS. Unless GOD has POSITIONED YOU FOR A GREAT PROMOTION!"

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Nigerian parents & their daughters:

Age 13: Avoid boys, they are evil.
18: I don't want to see u with any boy.
26: Where is ur husband?"

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: I will love you till a mute man tells his deaf friend about a blind man that saw a guy with no legs walking on water."

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Relationship Nowadays: Love at FIRST Sight, Sex At FIRST Night and Break Up At FIRST Fight"

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Only a fool won't be grateful to God for all he has done. RETWEET if you are grateful to God."

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The rate at which girls bleach these days, you might end up dating your ex without knowing."

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She Will be more attracted to u when u get her an iPhone. Ladies have been attracted to Apple ever since Eve in the Garden."

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U are 18 yrs old, dating a 62 year old man n your update says, "I can't wait 2 see my baby" Is he your baby or ur ANCESTOR ?"

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How Real Madrid negotiate transfers http://t.co/kDyrhLUKHk"

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I woke up today,
Not in prison,
Not in a casket,
Not in a hospital or mortuary.
RT if you are thankful to GOD for a healthy life"

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Never forget 3 types of people in your life:
1) Who helped U in difficult times
2) Who left U in difficult times
3) Those who put U there.

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Half naked girls are hot,while well dressed girls are beautiful...Hell is hot,while heaven is beautiful...the choice is yours"

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Naija Police Be Like..Y don't u av A/C in ur car? Under dis hot sun, U want 2 kill ursef abi? U want 2 commit suicide bah? Oya park!"

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Retweet if GOD is your saviour. http://t.co/0Cktxs4TdP"

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Akpos: If u don't have legs will u wear socks?... Mocheddah: No. Akpos: So why do you wear bra? RT If u get tis"

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Women are supposed to be like butterflies, beautiful and hard to catch. But most of y'all are like mosquitos, annoying and easy to smash."

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Please GOD, make my days useful, my nights restful, my home peaceful and my efforts fruitful."