Emily

-Trash TV connoisseur - Perpetually unfancy- Don’t judge me by my sassy tweets-

[Emily @iamem89]

No one snuggles with Max Powers. You strap yourself in and feel the G’s.

[MILO @Nero]

Erika Kirk is the best of Christianity. I might be the worst. And I’m trying to get better. But in the meantime, I will be an instrument against evil.

[Emily @iamem89]

I’m so jaded with people. I feel like I have such a hard time believing there are actually humans out there THIS genuine and sweet. It just doesn’t seem possible #LoveOnTheSpectrum

[Emily @iamem89]

Grant is giving cleaned up version of Bones from Monster House. #TemptationIsland #TemptationIslandnetflix #IYKYK

[Emily @iamem89]

What in the Jamie and Cersei Lannister is going on with Dave and his sister?!? Soooo creepy and over the top. #LoveisBlind #loveisblindseason8

[Emily @iamem89]

😬😬😬😬

#MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight #MarriedAtFirstSightChicago

[Emily @iamem89]

Omg the Joey and Monica reveal has me freakin CHEESING!!!! #LoveIsBlind

[Emily @iamem89]

@DianneKersteter What is wrong with you

[Emily @iamem89]

Kendall is literally ☯️ Trey Kennedy #loveislandusa

[Emily @iamem89]

Wow David, it’s almost as if you DIDN’T KNOW THIS PERSON before you invited him to live with you. #InmateToRoomate

[Emily @iamem89]

I seriously can barely stomach watching this dude. Crreeeeeeeeeep #lifeafterlockup #GypsyRose

[Emily @iamem89]

Ryan is sooooooo annoying. I would have told him to kick rocks within 20 min of being with him. #lifeafterlockup #gypsyrose

[Emily @iamem89]

Ohhhhhh noooo….. she is so upsettingly scary #OPLIVE

[Emily @iamem89]

Okay but this cop be getting CHEWED by mosquitoes #OnPatrolLive #OPLive

[Emily @iamem89]

Why do they all gotta say “I let him all the way in on the overnight” #TheBachelor

[Emily @iamem89]

I like sparkle but the body glitter….. Sarah Ann…. girl. Come on. #LOVEISBLINDreunion

[Emily @iamem89]

I want a hug from Kelsey’s dad. #TheBachelor

[Emily @iamem89]

@niyyahlong

[Emily @iamem89]

Justice for Brittany. Damn. #LoveIsBlind

[Emily @iamem89]

@brenda_mang I can’t take this shit anymore