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A country girl stuck in the city...for now. I don’t sleep and I eat out of necessity. Notorious for ignoring people’s advice and not giving a damn about it.

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@TheLaineHardy Blues

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Sun’s down, tits out. Anyone else? No? K bye. #moontits

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Careful kiddo. Earning yourself a reputation around here. #growup #hypocrite #walkingcautionsign

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@dog_feelings @ZaanBasson

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@_paul_goetz But you look confused....

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Played Dropmix thanks to an old acquaintance. #couldhavebeenyou #karma #manforbasson #fakesneednotapply

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Here’s what you’ve missed: #manforbasson is back. I’m back. The drama is back.

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Michael, 31. Responsible adult, legitimately just wants 2 beers and to go home but his friends are jackasses. #responsibleadult #lethimgohome #leavethemanalone #barpersonalities

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Some of our friends are in a dry spell. Like dry as the Sahara desert. #helpagirlout #makeoutwiththem #notabarpersonality

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Sean, 26. Lives in a mountain cabin and wears flannels. Not sure if he’s a logger or a hipster.... #whoareyou #cantbetrusted #barpersonalities

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Was on hiatus. Back in full swing. #heybatterbatter

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Watched one RIM High School football game and I’m sold. #goscots #rootforthehometeam #goboys #honorarycheerleader #manforbasson #weddingforbasson #greencardforbasson

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It’s been so long I forgot about #manforbasson we’re still looking for a man- think we may have found one, but we need to sure. Keep looking people!!

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#barpersonalities Trevor, 27. Walks in the bar like he owns the place but knows absolutely no one. Holds his beer with all his fingers wrapped around the neck in case someone tries to steal it. #slowdown #noonecares #insignificant

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#barpersonalities Jim, ripe age of 54. Goes to the weirdest bar in town just to watch random girls act a fool. #classact #jimboooo #oddoneout

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I’m back at it guys. I took a break, but #barpersonalities is back!!

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#personality Krystal, always with a K, 28. Beauty blogger and social media influencer. Lives in a studio apparetment downtown Malibu. Dog mom and professional thriver. #krystal #malibu #manforbasson #weddingforbasson

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Careful lonely boy. Word travels fast in a town this small. And there’s always 3 sides to every story. Your story, their story, and the truth. But that’s a secret I’ll never tell. XOXO, Gossip Girl #uppereastsiders #gossipgirl #smalltown #carefuldan #manforbasson

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With hair that big who knows what other secrets you’re hiding. #smellsliketrouble #dramapartyof3 #manforbasson

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2 Words: TASTEFUL SIDEBOOB. #cardsagainsthumanity #weddingforbasson #manforbasson