Feb Selatnom

Sailing on high seas

[ilda @ilda_talk]

Ang dami nilang binabato kay Bato at saka duon sa mga candidato nilang hinde gusto. Pero lahat ng binabato nila ay bumabalik sa kanila. Not qualified daw? Eh what about Noynoy and Cory? Electoral fraud daw? Eh what about the electoral fraud in 2010 & 2016? Why were they silent?

[ThinkingPinoy @ThinkingPinoyPH]

KARENISMS POP QUIZ

Q: How many of these came from Karen Davila?

1. Disguise the limit
2. Blessing in the skies
3. Won by a landscape
4. When it's rain, it's four
5. Base-to-base casis
6. Come on let's join us
7. Long-legged legs
8. Above-ground subway… https://t.co/qauM4Gh56r

[Feb Selatnom @iamfebmonts]

Correct

[ThinkingPinoy @ThinkingPinoyPH]

Kayo ba ang nagpapasweldo kay Vice Ganda? 🤑

Puwes, wag na makialam. 😊🖖 https://t.co/X34hDaL75x

[ThinkingPinoy @ThinkingPinoyPH]

Yung parang diring-diri si #OtsoDiretso Erin Tañada sa kamay ni Ate na ipinanghawak sa isda. 😂

Chinito ba talaga si Erin o takot lang matilamsikan ng tubig na malansa? 😂😂😂 https://t.co/lORIX7pSRM

[Sass Rogando Sasot @srsasot]

NAIA

Named after you.
Yet your wife and son never improved it.
They had 12 years to do it to build more than one runway.

But of course, when you were alive you famously asked: "Can the people eat these infrastructures?"

[Sass Rogando Sasot @srsasot]

Sabi ng lawyer ni Leni, mag-take a break daw si Duterte, let Leni take over so she could prove her worth as a Chief Executive.

Ummm...how about just remembering what Mar Roxas told Grace Poe during the 2016 Elections? Ang pagiging presidente ay hindi OJT?

[Sass Rogando Sasot @srsasot]

May Warrant of Arrest na pala si Peter Lim. Reklamo ng mga burikat: Bakit buhay pa?

[ThinkingPinoy @ThinkingPinoyPH]

What is a competent leader?

VP Leni Robredo: Mabait at Mahusay.

TP: Grabe, pare, lalim! https://t.co/p0VnWfl1D5

[Sass Rogando Sasot @srsasot]

Leni: Ang competent ay matino at mahusay.

Gurl, Tinagalog mo lang ang "competent". lol

[PING LACSON @iampinglacson]

When PRRD said he thinks of human lives more than human rights, I also thought the same in my previous life. When we were rescuing kidnap victims, it was human lives first and foremost. A poor second was the kidnappers’ human rights.

[Aris @Aris_Cusi]

@srsasot #MissUniverse #Philippines

[Sass Rogando Sasot @srsasot]

#1 Trending Topic po sa Twitter ang #LeniResign

Please keep on tweeting! https://t.co/HzFPjJvKSU

[Crysille @Lut8257]

@go_mvp @MochaUson I think Mocha is not insecure, she's just defending the president from "Namaste" VP (thief in the night)

[ThinkingPinoy @ThinkingPinoyPH]

PNP Latest update covering the period of 06 Mar 2017 to 6:00 AM, 14 Mar 2017 on DOUBLE BAR… https://t.co/P2QjvHDU6q