Fred

A hair stylist at 🏛️🏛️

[Fred @iamgettingbettr]

I see why Mob bosses always visited a shrink,
Because no matter how strong you are you need someone to talk to about the things you are going through in your head

[Fred @iamgettingbettr]

"A moving man will meet his luck"

No go move my phone ooo🤷🤷

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

One of my female cousin was fond of calling me for financial help.

She's married with 2 children, & her husband is trying but things are quite tough.

I asked her what she wanted to do to support herself & family, & she told me.

Last December, I gave N500k.

She hasn't called to ask for financial help since this year.

End.

[Fred @iamgettingbettr]

@NoExpertFS @Playbook sporty bet

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

You go think say nobody dey see 39 billion games. E just dey play and e dey cut dey go. The day e go enter, you'll see "Booooommmmm" everywhere.

Is that how you people are investing everyday quietly?

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Your babe fit dey crush on Timini openly

But the moment you talk sey Tems nyash no bad oo, una don quarrel

[GehGeh @official_Gegeh]

Peller I want you to go apologize to Ycee.

You brought this public disgrace to yourself.. you’ve made money, all you need rn isn’t marriage or love. You need education for you to go places as a streamer.

[Asa Asika 🔌 @AsaAsika]

“Olodo uprising “ shout out Ycee

[FAITH BASED DISTRICT @_BoeDro]

When your son match your fly 🔥

[The_Bearded_Dr_Sina @the_beardedsina]

During my Free time , I read a lot.
I just see something and start fact finding, checking articles 😂

Today, I saw a JBL and Bang & Olufsen speakers.
I started reading about JBL, B& O

I found out that SAMSUNG Owns and makes JBL, BANG & OLUFSEN speakers.

Wow

[Ibeh @masurge7]

They can not Fund our smart children to go for international Maths Olympiads but they can sponsor Hajj mass marriages!

[TG OMORI @boy_director]

Bruh Ronaldo has a million plus comments on his Instagram post for just scoring a brace at the World Cup, I’m afraid Instagram will shut down if he eventually wins it.

[Adedayo Agarau @adedayoagarau]

Pelumi Onifade’s DNA reveal is the best proof that the Lekki Massacre happened. It was state sponsored. They cleaned up dead people. And they continue to lie about it.

They killed the sorosoke generation.

[vhoydiana @kith3r]

don’t establish a routine in your relationship.
don’t normalise video calls.
when discussing friends or family, never use names. stick to “they”
tell her you don’t have female friends, only sisters.
give her freedom, it deludes her into believing there’s trust and loyalty.

[DANDIZZY @iDanDizzy]

All these big tech make sure their algorithms push dumb content the furthest, that’s why most of these your new celebs hate twitter cos anything that can challenge their intelligence is too toxic for them.

[Dr. Julie Gurner @drgurner]

Every. Single. Choice. is constructing your life brick by brick.

Pay Attention.

[. @Fimiye]

honestly if u look past the fact that im fucked in the head im really a lovable nigga

[ZHUSSSSSSS @zhus_jdo]

Since i came to this plane, I have never touched trash like you, not even with a 10 foot pole. And if your pussy wasn’t trash, you would have found someone to buy the market that you are hawking by now. And this lil boy already touched a billion something your father never did

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

At the end of the day you lowkey just need a pretty chalant girl with a great sense of humor who threatens to beat you up once or twice

[𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖞𝖓𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙 @phveektordrayne]

My Yoruba friend's mother visited him in Canada for six weeks.
First morning she woke up at 5am and started cleaning.

His Canadian roommate came out at 7am, saw her mopping, and said:
"Oh you don't have to do that."
She smiled and kept mopping.