guy(maeve)

I would like to thank my Sweetwater assistant Will Crisp

[guy(maeve) @iamguy098]

Took me five hours yesterday to dry my comforter using the communal dryer and I woke up today with all my clothes dirty lord please just kill me now

[guy(maeve) @iamguy098]

@noienoienoienee What the hell is this gif and what did you look up to find it

[guy(maeve) @iamguy098]

@butchfantasy Remember when your bisexual, Appalachian ex blocked me because I saw through her evil spirit

[guy(maeve) @iamguy098]

@noienoienoienee Just wait until you find out there’s a nut attached to it

[guy(maeve) @iamguy098]

Emma just said my new pfp looks like Jeff the killer

[guy(maeve) @iamguy098]

#NewProfilePic

[guy(maeve) @iamguy098]

I know I’m masochistic because when I was 18 I broke my bed from having so much gay sex and refused to solve the problem by getting a new frame so I genuinely just slept in the trendelenburg position for six months

[guy(maeve) @iamguy098]

Should I tweet

[Squirt @DrPhiaMrSqwert]

Planning my night with my butch😍

[guy(maeve) @iamguy098]

@phiaw85 Personally I really enjoyed it

[dyl (is kinda back online) @xxmiyamiya]

ragebaiting as foreplay

[guy(maeve) @iamguy098]

@noienoienoienee Oh????

[guy(maeve) @iamguy098]

@phiaw85 Hi squirt

[hyperrealgirl @luxxforlife]

if i owe you a text back imagine what i owe myself

[guy(maeve) @iamguy098]

@noienoienoienee Now imagine growing up there

[guy(maeve) @iamguy098]

@phiaw85 Hello

[kat @giordkat]

poets are all insane because they're tasked with finding the sacred in the mundane in a culture that feels like hearing your wedding song in a commercial for diarrhea medicine over and over again forever

[vivafalastin 🇵🇸 @vivafalastin]

WE GOING TO ISLAM!!!!!!