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Things are not what they seem...

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@mattvanswol

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@BannedV1doz Good thing he got them crocodile-proof sandals on

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@LaurieB42102938 @its_The_Dr That is such a stupid argument that only a child would make.

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@WallStreetApes For people who don't get enough "yes, daddy" at work at their union day jobs, they can come home to even more.

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@BrockRiddickIFB Did he die?

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@NoContextHumans I really want to see the rest of this guy's library now. 😳

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@AmericaPapaBear Guarantee that cop has pronouns

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@AVGirl4Life Yeah, but your wife's boyfriend loves it.

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@coolvetnurse @AVGirl4Life Thought that was the clearance aisle in the Walmart garden center.

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@ThrillaRilla369 @MemoryLaneTime Uh-huh.

"Call if you need a ride."

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@ScottJenningsKY Wow, what an epic level of fuckery

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@mattvanswol Rabid animals need to be put down

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@LibertarianMama You'd be surprised just how stupid we really are.

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@ZOrtiz9919 No, he's right. Michael and his hubby Barry both know it, too.

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@WallStreetApes Couldn't you get someone besides Michael J. Fox to run the camera?

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@CodyAlanAllred @BrockRiddickIFB There you go. Now nobody can ignore your point because they think you're retarded when you're clearly not.

Just doing my public service as a grammar Nazi!🫡

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@HotepJesus The fatigue is real. Burger King can't seem to figure out how to keep those hats in stock.

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@Claymore729 @JackSto75339183 @did8hurtu Love that selective "spin" when it's convenient. Only works on bullets and specific pendulums, not helicopters, birds, planes, balloons, or anything else in the atmosphere.

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@CodyAlanAllred @BrockRiddickIFB Do you also say 4th grade elementary school? Or 11th grade high school? No, unless you're an idiot. Normal people say 11th grade OR high school because they're the same thing.

It's like saying you drive a car vehicle. Technically correct, but nobody but retards talk that way.

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@SenWarren Why don't we just tax YOUR unrealized gains?