Gondwana! Never seen a gathering with so many beautiful people 🔥
The men were tall, handsome, well dressed, and moisturised.
The women were so stunning, bodies for days, and oh so beautiful.
You ingia the mosh pit and it’s just smelling of designer perfumes! 10/10 with no notes!
Arsenal fan to a PSG supporter before kick-off:
🗣️ “Hey, just remember me when you cry later.”
In the end, he was the one in tears after the match…KARMA 💀
Good morning my friends.
I will post this video every morning until it's no longer available on X.
If you're an Arsenal hater, make sure you watch this video, it will give you more blood and make you healthy.
The Ruto government is just too much. These guys wake up every single day just to conjure up more ways to cause pain to Kenyans. I know we are expected to keep government in check as opposition but it’s literally impossible to keep up with the breadth and depth of the capacity for evil these guys have. It doesn’t have to be like this bwana. When we tell you just kicking Ruto out solves 80% of our problems you best believe! Just like he did with Haiti and now Ebola, for the right amount, this one can sell us to the devil himself!
Hate how as a Kenyan, everyday feels like we are parenting Kipchirchir through his presidency because he's a toddler that wants to mess up everything.
It's all "Wacha!" "Usiguze hio" "Usiuze hio" "Usiibe hio" "Usikule pesa ya education" "Nisikupate na terrorists" for fucks sake!
🚨🇧🇷 BREAKING:
Éderson is VERY, VERY, VERY CLOSE to becoming a new Manchester United player! United are close to completing the agreement with Atalanta for £39m. Payments terms are being discussed - instalments etc.
The agreement between United and Éderson is done, the contract is ready - it’s a five-year deal. United’s final approval is needed for the transfer.
#MUFC [@FabrizioRomano]