Jack Ketch

There are 7.8 million more dogs than Muslims in the UK 🇬🇧

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@zarahussain999 The weak minority. Their commitment won’t last.

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@CookingHub_ …I always wondered what the fucking noise was from the upstairs apartment.

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@benonwine Restore!

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@andrewc44104127 The officers they’re recruiting these days aren’t competent enough to carry, even with training - no chance.

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@darren_gee_L5 Sounds like you’re reading your own personal statement.

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Does anyone know why meningitis has increased in the uk?

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@Christo03770888

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@Christo03770888 …followed by mint.

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@Updated_Jennie Still waiting for the superhero shit to blow over.

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@DrChrisParry Perfect.

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@andrewc44104127 Doner kebab dog shit.

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@andyburnham STOP THE BOATS!

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@SBarrettBar Is no one investigating the real reason why this is happening??

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@SkyNews When an Islamic terrorist drove a car into a crowd.

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@BBCWorld Well, well, well…

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@andyburnham STOP THE BOATS!

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@TheNorfolkLion They really have come a long way, amazing.

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@MarindaVannoy1 Dog vaccines. I have no idea how dogs survived before regular vet visits.

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@andrewc44104127 Massive stone fights!

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@climville Big gay picnic!