Through my research of my fav 5 stand up comedians, thanks to @jokedoctor I’ve noticed that @JimGaffigan is the king “compare and contrast” jokes AKA he works in “2’s”. If Jim was going to be cast as a Batman villain it would be Two-face, he kills it with his 2 voices.
@jokedoctor@enigmaa111@marknorm “If you’re stealing, well then just like a flat tire, you’re not gonna get far in life.”
In my head I’m looking at it from a figurative and literal pov.
What could make the joke complete?