Jake Burg

I just want to know where the remote is.

[Jake Burg @iamjakeburg]

@jaymaccustoms I came here to share this very observation!

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@chazz336 and she seems to be keeping the scorebook

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@JamesMartinSJ That none of you can agree on what all this means, after thousands of years, tells me it's not worth arguing over anymore. Live life. I can't stand any of you.

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@kevinmyoung Don't let the door....

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@thomaslhorrocks It's not a trip to Lowe's unless it's three trips to Lowe's.

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@nut_history Herb Score

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@I_GOTWORM5 @natedboy @mikeerre Snort.

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@natedboy @mikeerre We don't burn down the republic over the abortion issue, nor sacrifice lives we can actually see because we have a fetish for weapons of mass destruction. 2/2

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@natedboy @mikeerre We don't elect lawmakers to build laws around what someone's preferred divinity seems inclined to bless. Laws are the space created by people in being for the thriving of other people in being. 1/2

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@natedboy @mikeerre This "heart condition" mindset is maddening. We have a civil duty to enact laws that provide reasonable safeguards against loss of lives in being. You work on the heart if you want to. The rest of us need to deal in bloody reality.

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@thomaslhorrocks I actually like it. It's like, you know, Jesus was just soooo busy lately, ya know?

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@Super70sSports Both pale knockoffs of Stompers™️ #letsbereal

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@Super70sSports My students shit themselves with chaotic glee when I bust out the big 40-footer.

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@toddhenry Yep, hot water straight from the bathroom spigot.

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@Super70sSports Spencer's was my second favorite.

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@Super70sSports Omar.

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@jrbird419 @KitsieAnn @Super70sSports And also, nope.

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@oldstylin @Super70sSports Close second. https://t.co/uRMdmBmDV0

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@oldstylin @Super70sSports Yep. This one.