James Ansell

Failed PhD candidate. Failed Hot Air Balloon Pilot. Failed radio guy. Subpar Academic/Researcher. Subpar footy umpire. Lazy union hack. Unqualified policy wonk.

[James Ansell @iamjamesansell]

At this stage if I was cast on Survivor and they asked me to bring yellow clothes I would fake an injury to try get put on a later season instead #Survivor

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Ooft some of these name spellings are a little awkward #SurvivorAU

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No way it’s a shut out?! #SurvivorAU

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Feels a bit cruel to not give the Loved Ones a book to read or something. #SurvivorAU

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Is the last phase of this Final Immunity Challenge JLP literally setting the wooden wheels on fire? #SurvivorAU

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NOONE voted for Feras?! Madness. #SurvivorAU

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Jeez I know this episode has been full of drama and tension; but wouldn’t it be so much better if the F4 vote was a forced firemaking challenge? /s

#SurvivorAU

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Time to watch/listen to a man play three keyboard synthesizers simultaneously

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@TrackMyBrown No wonder Toby was off tonight, was cursed by Brownie’s terrible record

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Vague feeling of unease as each episode happens over last fortnight and we are still missing (at least) one non-elim.

*looks at time when immunity challenge happens*

Feeling of unease intensifies #SurvivorAU

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@kaff30 They’re all banking that no juror wants to award the 500,000 prize to someone making ~$10m annually?

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I see Alex isn’t familiar with the Survivor ‘coconut challenge’ conundrum with these style challenges #SurvivorAU

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Looking forward to like three seasons from now where someone has a breakdown and wants to be voted off but everyone thinks they’re ’pulling a Raymond’ and refuses to vote for them #SurvivorAU

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Fuck. #SurvivorAu

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I don’t know if I believe JLP could immediately recall how many idol plays were successful this season #SurvivorAu

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@JamsAndBands Yeah while I’d like to say “no one likes anyone from HR”; race does seem to be the probable elephant in the room.

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I do not understand what Feras has done or is doing behind the edit that everyone struggles to trust him to CONTINUE to keep his word as compared to people they KNOW have lied to them previously #SurvivorAU

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This feels like a lot of vote planning for a pre-immunity segment. So I assume immunity results will throw these plans entirely down the drain #SurvivorAU

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This feels like an advantage you either hide for someone else to find or just throw into the fire #SurvivorAU

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It’s so bad even Jaden knows Kitty is in trouble #SurvivorAU