Jamaal Ramole

I am Jam Ram. people watching, ear hustling man child.

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The garlic press is the gateway drug of kitchen utensils. After that it's a slippery slope to melon ballers, spiralizers and sous vides

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I just ate a banana in front of my 8 mo old daughter. Pretty sure she thinks I'm a wizard now #dadlife #daddyblaine

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Blue Oyster Cunt #RuinABandInOneLetter

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Grade 7. Principal pulls me out of class.Says it's #blackhistorymonth.To learn more I'm welcome to study solo in the library. This was '93

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Did some twerking for the nurses in the delivery room, definitely learned the Mandarin word for push, and bada-bing bada-boom, I'm a dad

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Wife,(Filipino), gets same look from nurses when they realize she doesn't speak Chinese that I get when I tell people I don't play ball

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Wife and I in a hospital in China having our first child. Oh, and it's the first day of Chinese New Years so no translators. Should be fun

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I thought being on twitter meant having intelligent, interesting or entertaining things to say. @realDonaldTrump proved me wrong so I joined