Jason Morrison

I'm an Anti-Abuse Engineer on the Search Quality Team at Google. I try to make the Internet a little bit better for everyone.

[Google Search Central @googlesearchc]

The September 2023 helpful content update is rolling out with an improved classifier. It will take about two weeks to complete. We'll update our ranking release history page when the rollout is complete: https://t.co/hgjEkfpbA2

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@tilek @AdelSaoud That a really nice way of putting it, I bet in the moment it was more like "if I step on one more @#$% lego, I'm selling the whole lot!"

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I saw this on Facebook Marketplace and I can't stop thinking about it. They couldn't even be bothered to put them in a bag or something, just scattered across the floor.

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@tilek I've been eating a fairly low-meat diet for a while, and I have similar rules. I only eat meats that:
1. Spark joy, or
2. Are there, in front of me, when I am tired or stressed or have otherwise lost all willpower.

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This article is a great reminder of how lucky I am. I'm in good financial shape, but I made some of the same choices the writer of this piece did, choices that everyone said were good at the time. If a few things had gone… https://t.co/AntCpYqpgV

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Great talk for anyone who is doing any machine learning work, or anyone interested in machine learning. Or if you just live in a world where computers exist. https://t.co/9MmJ1GY9D1 https://t.co/mJhIlQdKnc

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Imagine being the person in charge of Jell-O at Kraft. In 30 years your target market went from "just about everyone" to "people who are too sick or injured to eat solid food". https://t.co/dXPt0JoKfz

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If your household makes less than $117,400, you qualify for some low-income programs in the Bay Area. https://t.co/XzJ3ytVzOq

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Ann made steak for dinner tonight and Finn keeps calling it "mistake" and it's hilarious. https://t.co/U0J6eXwwFy

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I hope that car is okay. https://t.co/7iXLe0Oo9F https://t.co/o0vlliKA4x

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Stop what you are doing immediately, and listen to this Hey Ya tuba cover. https://t.co/rm9o8HrHQr https://t.co/Qwe5tdiqTw

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Watching Star Trek with the kids. https://t.co/1fWQkLe1DJ

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Interesting article on modeling hair for a video game character: https://t.co/VkUW2zJXTY

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Finn is sitting on the floor looking through his new set of Transformers books. https://t.co/XQzOMLvaU4

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Finn: "F is for Finn!" https://t.co/LFbSXkZ3im

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Finn is helping me match up socks from the dryer, when I start folding them together: https://t.co/5TXXGdE3zF

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Worth a read: https://t.co/274kZSi1nM

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Ice on Lake Erie https://t.co/fwb2zGBx4U

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Hmm, net neutrality hurt investment, eh? "AT&T got both the tax cut and the net neutrality repeal but then started laying employees off. AT&T's explanation of the layoffs demonstrates that the company's hiring practices are based… https://t.co/WWF9CRT5Oj

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Athena: "Here's an interesting fact about opera. Opera is just screaming really pretty." https://t.co/KoeoTlSTO4