जितेन्द्र सिंह🏹

गणित विषय में स्नातकोत्तर(post graduate) हूँ ..बायो (BIO)
में किसी प्रकार की कोई रूचि नहीं है।

[जितेन्द्र सिंह🏹 @iamjee2]

Twitter: Want to promote your tweet
Me:

[Riddhishree🎀 @Riddhishree27]

When the song matches the situation a little TOO perfectly 😂😭

[जितेन्द्र सिंह🏹 @iamjee2]

@HaramiParindey Read this

[जितेन्द्र सिंह🏹 @iamjee2]

@sagarcasm India v England 2005 wankhede test all 5 days at ₹150.

[जितेन्द्र सिंह🏹 @iamjee2]

@old_cricketer 3 साल से चला रहा हूं, कोई दिक्कत नहीं। फ़ुल मेटल बॉडी, 100 km रेंज, easy service

[Abhijeet Dipke @abhijeet_dipke]

Thank you, Hon’ble CJI. Without you, this wouldn’t have been possible.

Big hug❤️

[कुंभकरण @_kumbhkaran]

Fast-track courts.. my foot!!

[जितेन्द्र सिंह🏹 @iamjee2]

Paradox🤣

[Press Trust of India @PTI_News]

We will thrash anyone who tries to disrupt our peaceful protest in Mumbai on July 26: Raj Thackeray.

[EngiNerd. @mainbhiengineer]

"We are in Support of students who are protesting, we are ready to listen to them but please don't politicize this protest"

Bro, Sonam Wangchuck and students were on protest from last 20 days, no one took him seriously, he was made fun of, called a Chinese agent, deep state. You were not taking them seriously, It's only when politicians entered into protest then now you started talking to them and calling not to politicize.

So No, let it get politicize, let politics to enter into it, because fear of losing votes is the only way to make this Govt listen.

[Damn. @Theonenameddamn]

Ban EVM for 1 election and see how this government falls like a pack of cards

[vishal dayama @VishalDayama]

cigarette ki factory ke maalik cancer ke mareezon se milne hospital pahunche

[Joy @Joydas]

Meanwhile Raghav Chaddha at BJP headquarters currently

[vishal dayama @VishalDayama]

toh tum gate se bhaunk kar unhein bhaga kyun nahi dete

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

जितनी इन बच्चों की उम्र है, उससे ज्यादा तो इन दोनों का दंगों का तजुर्बा है।

कहाँ पत्थर रखवाने हैं, कहाँ टूटी हुई गाड़ियां खड़ी होंगी, कैसे खुद के गुंडे भीड़ में मिक्स करने हैं। ये सब इन दोनों के तीन दशक के दंगाई अनुभव का कमाल है।

अभी ये लेवल 1 ही था, आगे और बहुत कार्ड खेले जायेंगे।

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

" sir, koi rishta naata nahi nikal raha aapka Indonesia se..kya likhein speech mein "

"Ye calculator do ek baar mujhe"

[EngiNerd. @mainbhiengineer]

Trump said that Italian PM Meloni begged for photo with him in G7.

And this is how she responded. This is how a powerful leader respond to a bully like Trump, not like our leader who didn't even speak a word when Trump called India a "Hellhole".

[जितेन्द्र सिंह🏹 @iamjee2]

@mainbhiengineer 80% ko koi farq nhi padta...ye wahi hai ki "500₹ ka bhi petrol kharidenge lekin..."

[जितेन्द्र सिंह🏹 @iamjee2]

Om...

[Shiv Aroor @ShivAroor]

Which defector MP do you consider the most shameless of the pack?

You can only pick one.

[PunsterX @PunsterX]

Remember the musicians on the Titanic who continued to play music normally while the ship went down?

[Vishal JyotiDev Agarwal 🇮🇳 @JyotiDevSpeaks]

किसान अपना काम ईमानदारी से करता है इसलिए चावल उत्पादन में हम नंबर वन हैं!
पत्रकार अपना काम ईमानदारी से नहीं करते इसीलिए पत्रकारिता में हम 157वें नंबर पर हैं!

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Economics topper from Galgotias university