Kelli

just screaming into the void

[Kelli @iamjelli__]

Nice to see Lyra Valkyria paying homage to some wrestling legends today #WrestleMania

[Kelli @iamjelli__]

Tweeting for the third time in 18 months because I cannot find any Twitter discourse on how much of an effrontery Moiraine’s hat is in season 3 of Wheel of Time and sometimes you have to be the change you want to see in the world

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

[Kelli @iamjelli__]

@filsgood2 @itsPrez @CultureCrave @Variety So you’re saying that someone’s genitalia doesn’t define their sex? Interesting. Interesting.

[Kelli @iamjelli__]

@RoryMaybe Protect mean girls at all costs

[Kelli @iamjelli__]

The stewards for #TURPOR

[Kelli @iamjelli__]

Nothing but respect for my captain of the Blue Mountain State Football Team.

[Veerender Singh Jubbal @Veeren_Jubbal]

Right wingers loved the main muscle dude actor of Reacher until they found this picture of him, so now they are crying because he is left wing.

[Kelli @iamjelli__]

In addition to being completely xenophobic, this feels like an attempt to cripple the NHS further into privatisation. A junior doctor’s starting salary is <33k.

Passionate hatred and crushing disappointment in our unelected officials AGAIN

[Kelli @iamjelli__]

Fuck off

[UK Prime Minister @10DowningStreet]

We’re increasing the minimum earnings threshold for skilled workers by 48% to £38,700, encouraging businesses to look to British talent first and invest in their workforce.

[Kelli @iamjelli__]

@amaliexo The updates I want

[Kelli @iamjelli__]

I’m sick of defending myself for having a crush on early season Mac. Why are you booing me, I’m right?

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

whatever the fuck he said in any always sunny episode

[Kelli @iamjelli__]

I just need everyone who sees my watch updates to know if I burn 500 calories at 2am it’s because I’ve been inspired by drunk me to start my fitness journey and sprint home hammered

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

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[Kelli @iamjelli__]

Utterly devastating to process that a decade ago you were still a bonafide adult and not a traumatised lil teenager drinking Frosty Jacks in a field

[Kelli @iamjelli__]

No album makes me feel older than AM. I am convinced I was 15 when it came out which tracks cause 10 years ago I was a child but no, I’m cruelly reminded I was a whole ass adult with a rent cheque

[Arctic Monkeys News @AMonkeys_Newsfr]

Today it’s been 10 years since “AM” was released 🎉🎉

[Kelli @iamjelli__]

Me teaching kids every other week not to ever disclose their personal information such as name, school, street name or town on the Internet or to strangers

Meanwhile their parents:

[Kelli @iamjelli__]

@alwayssunny I’m the Trash Man

[Kelli @iamjelli__]

She’s written down “not replying to messages” and I’m crying; what a drain on the mental health services I am. I promise to do better guys, I’m so sorry you have to listen to this

[Kelli @iamjelli__]

I’d recommend CBT to anyone with Generic White Girl anxiety cause nothing makes you realise how ridiculous and trivial your brain is more than seeing a whole ass health care professional write “changes in tone” down as a Critical Incident for you

[Kelli @iamjelli__]

HBD to the love of my life

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Happy 45th Birthday to Andy Samberg 🎂

[Kelli @iamjelli__]

Can’t believe the judgement for crying at the end of The Barbie movie. Sorry you have a healthy relationship with your mother seat K3