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I’ve never not dressed well my entire life.

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The world would be a better place if more people simply paused and thought “Maybe I’m the problem.”

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I think there should be gyms where recording is not allowed.

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@HorizonEstates_ SCAM ALERT!!! Do not invest in any of their projects! Horizon Estate/Lekki Gardens is a Dubious Real Estate Ponzi Scheme. Whatever initial investment you make they will request for another x2 of the amount. I am a victim and currently going to court with them.

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@HorizonEstates_ SCAM ALERT!!! Do not invest in any of their projects! Horizon Estate/Lekki Gardens is a Dubious Real Estate Ponzi Scheme. Whatever initial investment you make they will request for another x2 of the amount. I am a victim and currently going to court with them.

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SCAM ALERT!!! Do not invest in any of their projects! Horizon Estate/Lekki Gardens is a Dubious Real Estate Ponzi Scheme Company. Whatever initial investment you make they’ll request for another x2 of the amount. I am a victim and currently going to court with them. Full video sn

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@HorizonEstates_ I’m going to expose my experience with Horizon Estate/Lekki Gardens and how they’ve handled my off-plan purchase. Almost 4 years later, the project is still unfinished, and they’re now demanding another ₦50m. People need to know this company is a FRAUD!!!

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@HorizonEstates_ Whatever you do, don’t deal with Horizon Estate, also known as Lekki Gardens. One of the worst real estate experiences I’ve had in Lagos. Bought an off-plan property almost 3 years ago, it’s still unfinished, and now they’re asking for an additional ₦50m!!! @LekkiGardens_

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@inecnigeria Your registration website is not working!!!

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@zoomafrika1 She’s not even smart

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As we Christians celebrate Easter, let’s remember that Jesus was always on the side of marginalised and oppressed people.
Wishing you a meaningful and blessed Easter.

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If Manchester United finish in a Champions League place and Portugal national team win the FIFA World Cup, Bruno Fernandes would be a contender for the Ballon d’Or.

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Soon, you will be able to prompt AI to create a movie with any actor of your choice and any plot you imagine within seconds.

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I might be wrong.

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Sesko what a rubbish striker!!!!

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You won’t rest until all my leaves
dry and fall—
Autumn in spring.

But we branched off the same tree.
If I fall this summer,
I will catch one last glimpse of your blossom.

Rotten and forgotten,
No one tree can make a jungle alone.
Jide

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Branched off the same tree,
Born of the same seed.
Remember when we were tangled in a sprout?
We grew together as separate stems,
Drank from the same rainwater,
Nourished by the same sun.

Then you were my friend,
And I was your refuge.

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Torn by the night’s fright,
Shattered by the crows,
I became your nemesis
And you became my Jezebel.

Branched off the same tree—
Your tall branches blocked every ray of sunshine,
My long roots drained every drop of rainwater.
We became weeds in each other’s world.

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Fun Fact: Ants take slaves from other ant colonies.

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@manutdspaces Give the mic to someone else

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God is the greatest!

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The time I caught a Big Tuna.
Note: I've been trying to edit and post this video for months now but my ADHD said No. Lol