John Bang

cigars and videos and uber stories

[John Bang @iamjohnbang]

“I’ll always be your princess, but I’m going to grow up!”

[John Bang @iamjohnbang]

Everyone on earth takes a private vote to choose a representative from their city who will take an important vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of representatives press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of representatives press the blue button, only people who voted for the candidate who pressed the red button survive. All the candidates say they will vote one way but there’s no way to know how they will actually vote. Are you voting for the candidate who say they will vote blue or red?

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.

[John Bang @iamjohnbang]

@MichaelPatak Total profit

Because we can talk about it in terms of pts on Nq/mnq. But it’s the dollar amount that tests mental fortitude imo

I think all the mental and emotional roller coaster exists for copy trading

At the very least, it’s not completely eliminated

[John Bang @iamjohnbang]

The more you go out to space, the more compelling the argument from design

[John Bang @iamjohnbang]

@terrakei07 Do you remember Johnny Somali controversy in Japan?

Imagine a bunch of Johnny Somalis enter Japan. There’s so many of them disrupting culture but people just let it happen because it’s not cool to call people out. And you’re left with a country that is completely unrecognizable

[John Bang @iamjohnbang]

Y’all they are all narcissists lol

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Today, Michelle and I are proud to announce that we will be hosting the dedication ceremony for the Obama Presidential Center on June 18th in Chicago, and welcoming the public on June 19th.

We can’t wait for you to visit. Go to https://t.co/swMRHuB5Y4 to learn more.

[John Bang @iamjohnbang]

@0xleegenz Yes. Inflation lol

[John Bang @iamjohnbang]

@MichaelPatak A feature that can help traders is the option to set a limit to # of contracts

So someone who trades 5 micro can’t go 50 when going tilt

[John Bang @iamjohnbang]

@MichaelPatak If you had done this already, topstep would have less money and I would have more money rn 😂

[John Bang @iamjohnbang]

Olympics have been much more entertaining since trump made us the villains in the world lol

[Magills @magills_]

🔴: Not 2026 Hockey Gold Medal Winner
🔵: 2026 Hockey Gold Medal Winners

[John Bang @iamjohnbang]

If you’re in Hawaii, are you staying up for the hockey game or waking up for it???

[John Bang @iamjohnbang]

Hims and hers running that dystopian wealth gap ad narrated by a millionaire during the most expensive tv ad ever during the most expensive sports game owned by billionaires played by millionaires is so America 2026

[John Bang @iamjohnbang]

@LUfloridaman @RGIII @OuttaPocketRG3 So you don’t like the direction of the nfl?

[John Bang @iamjohnbang]

The beauty of America is that an athlete can say what he wants to say about America. And others can say what Jake is saying here.

That are so many countries where if the athlete said anything critical they would disappear

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

Wow pls shut the fuck up

From all true Americans

If you don’t want to represent this country go live somewhere else

[John Bang @iamjohnbang]

@LauraRbnsn I thought you were talking about the kardashians 😂

[John Bang @iamjohnbang]

So who in that writer room wanted her dead? Because they’re a psychopath

[John Bang @iamjohnbang]

And more people watched @CaitlinClark22 college championship game than all these COMBINED

[Scott Kushner @ScottDKushner]

More people watched the Pop Tarts Bowl than the NBA conference finals.

[John Bang @iamjohnbang]

“I’m a believer” about to take in a whole new meaning yall lol

[John Bang @iamjohnbang]

@im_roy_lee Good to see @garyvee messaging being implemented in startup, finally