John Stevens

[John Stevens @IAMJohnStevens]

If I were a major party nominee for president I would hire Aaron Sorkin to feed me answers to all of the questions I'm certain to be asked.

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

If elected, Donald Trump could damage American democracy. But that does not mean calling him a fascist is a winning tactic https://t.co/v1ae7t2lZk 👇

[John Stevens @IAMJohnStevens]

Exercising your right to vote in the past should be a condition of having the right to vote in the future. People who sit out elections in protest, ignorance, or laziness should have to take and pass the citizenship test to regain access to the ballot.

[John Stevens @IAMJohnStevens]

Is it @AmericanAir policy to prohibit passengers from moving to an empty exit row?

[Alec Stapp @AlecStapp]

Degrowthers hate this one weird trick (innovation)

[John Stevens @IAMJohnStevens]

Wait the US military is for hire as manpower to private corporations?

[Bryan Griffin @BryanDGriffin]

JUST NOW: @GovRonDeSantis announces executive action to order the @FLGuard and @FLStateGuard to ports impacted by strikes to keep order and perform tasks to keep goods moving.
ALSO, @MyFDOT directed to waive certain tolls & weight restrictions to keep commercial trucks moving.

[Jonathan Wilson-Hartgrove @wilsonhartgrove]

God bless the soul who stopped their car & jumped a concrete barrier in Western NC to warn oncoming traffic that I-40 had just disappeared in front of them.

[John Stevens @IAMJohnStevens]

Stock price for DJT media in the past five days. The drop is the debate. The spike is the would-be assassin. The value of the stock is a proxy for the influence of the man. A man who is more influential when being shot at than when speaking.

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

I'm going to take his advice about school shootings and just get over these attempts on his life. It's what he would want.

https://t.co/iVOK2zRiXD

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

I've been around these premises long enough that you hopefully won't mistake me for woke, but the Haitian immigrant stuff is profoundly racist and you should substantially lower your esteem for anybody engaging in it.

[Frank Luntz @FrankLuntz]

Video of Joe Biden's interaction with a Trump supporter in Shanksville, Pennsylvania yesterday.

The two men exchange hats after Biden autographs a presidential seal cap for the gentleman.

It's nice to see people from opposing parties joke around instead of attack each other.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

He sounds like a guy yelling at random people on 34th Street with a karaoke speaker

[Bernard Goldberg @BernardGoldberg]

I don't like Kamala Harris. I don't trust her. I don't like her policies. And, as a friend says, she's mopping the floor with him.

[John Stevens @IAMJohnStevens]

Larry Hogan. Especially if he wins in November.

[Maverick @MaverickCenter]

What Republican should VP Harris add to her Cabinet if elected?

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Hear me out..

[The Shallow State @OurShallowState]

Trump doesn't really want to be President. What he wants, is unlimited wealth, ability to grift, immunity, adoration, no accountability for crimes, and above all, legitimization of his self-professed grandiosity, all of which the presidency will give him.
He does, however, need the presidency, at this point in time. The alternative for him, is prison or flight.
All these discussions the press reports on every day, about what Trump says, and what he'll do - they're not properly contextualized. He himself would be golfing and schmoozing and bloviating. It's the people he'd put in place and the ideologies he'd empower, that would endanger the American experiment.
He's the emissary ... the parasite ... the carrier.

[John Stevens @IAMJohnStevens]

@TheWharfDC @SWBID I'm missing the connection between Jazz and Pixar Putt

[John Stevens @IAMJohnStevens]

In my dream, it was a dish soap app

[hil @plume__]

dreamt i had to download the cilantro app to use my bunch of cilantro

[Frank Lesser @sadmonsters]

Closed captioning could not handle Pete Buttigieg saying his own last name

[greg @greg16676935420]

I wonder how many different animals we had to try riding before discovering that horses were cool with it