Jonathan Moody

Software developer, video game speedrunner, martial artist

[Jonathan Moody @iamjonmoody]

Asked my 3 year old what she wanted to watch for family movie night. She replies, “RoboCop.”

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@DoorDash_Help Nah, I already went back and forth 5 times with customer service haggling on a refund amount. If you can't give me a full refund, don't bother, as I've already had enough of my time wasted.

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Why do I have to fight with @DoorDash to get a refund on my order when my driver shows up high as a kite, and my food smells strongly of marijuana? Refused to give me a full refund. I'm done with #DoorDash, your customer service is awful.

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@floodgatenate @EpicColeman @mholtman I’m jealous!

[Jonathan Moody @iamjonmoody]

@jameskbride I have to keep all the knowledge to myself

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@DarthStrom So far I haven’t done that. At least not that I’ll admit.

[Jonathan Moody @iamjonmoody]

There’s nothing that makes me feel dumber than when I wave my hands around an automatic paper towel dispenser.

[Jonathan Moody @iamjonmoody]

Quinn says thank you @PillarTech for the awesome new shirt!

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How do you find the error you’re looking for in the Android logs when almost everything that occurs on the device is an error?

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The $1 price tag certainly makes sense

[Jonathan Moody @iamjonmoody]

Testing geofencing for a mobile app is a great workout.

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Pork chop sandwiches. This is the greatest day of my life @PillarTech

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@bladesjester Delete it all and start over. No one will notice

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@bladesjester Sounds like job security, even better if it has single-letter variable names in it

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@bladesjester Haha. Well like most zombie films, they don't know who patient zero is, it's already out of control. I say check the Kroger CCTV footage

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The zombie apocalypse will no doubt start at the self checkout of a Kroger

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@amoods05 Because I'm a fraud.

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@cherylarsmith Wow that's amazing! That makes me really happy! Thanks for sharing :)

[Jonathan Moody @iamjonmoody]

Thanks for coming to my talk everyone!

[Jonathan Moody @iamjonmoody]

Let's read the controller input for our NES game so we can move stuff around! https://t.co/ZgopyJm6Oh