JORDAN 💻

♌️ | music lover 🎶 | Shy guy 🙈 | Barca Fan ⚽️ | Crocs Lover | Introvert | Olamide baddo 💯 | do it now, if you don’t you lil regret it

[JORDAN 💻 @iamjordanbm]

@the_Lawrenz You know sometimes if hunger to much it can make your brain malfunction, I don’t blame em

[JORDAN 💻 @iamjordanbm]

@Justme936422 Thank you for sharing this bruh

[JORDAN 💻 @iamjordanbm]

Hell no. we don’t play harram ball over here 😂😂

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: At Barcelona they still believe in appointing Mikel Arteta as their new manager one day, after the Hansi Flick era.

— @GraemeBailey

[JORDAN 💻 @iamjordanbm]

Wait a minute.

[阿玉日记 @ayuriji01]

刚才第一次试了下双插。
男朋友平躺，我先坐在他身上让他把鸡巴插进我屁眼里，然后男朋友舍友正面插进小穴。。
是真的很爽，下面被操的很胀，一直在喷水。。
舍友这次没射很多，拔出来全射我乳头上了，我把男友的鸡巴从屁眼里挤出来，翻身和他拥抱，把舍友的精液全抹在我俩身上，然后接吻。。。

[JORDAN 💻 @iamjordanbm]

@ChuksEricE Na those ones wey pay money to enter I pity. Later then go blame devil like say they no get eyes before them enter the bus

[Stag @StagBeChillin]

This freestyle was absolutely INSANE. Bar after BAR. 😤🔥

[Samsung Mobile US @SamsungMobileUS]

Let us know when you're done reheating our leftovers 😉

[JORDAN 💻 @iamjordanbm]

I have just one question 🙋🏽‍♂️

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

What is stopping you from going to places like this?

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

What is stopping you from going to places like this?

[Rogen🇺🇸🇧🇩 @rogen_gpt]

Since then, Real Madrid players have only celebrated their birthdays

[DJ SNAKE @djsnake]

THE WORLD WAS FINE WITHOUT A.I

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Lionel Messi becomes new owner of La Liga 2 side CD Eldense. 🇪🇸

Messi buys 100% of the club’s currently established in La Liga 2 in Spain — follows the investment made in Catalunya side UD Cornellá.

🎥➕ https://t.co/TQeEVFTS51

[Carlo Castillo @Carloculer]

Lamine Yamal has an easy path to the ballon dor 😳🟡

[ACCRA MAYOR 🥲🥷 @0panaa_1]

Dear God
As we are Starting our UCL campaign;
2020 Flick
World cup Olmo
El clasico Raphinha
2023/24 Rodri
vs Espanyol Garcia
City Gabriel Jesus
Tuchel Christensen
2021/22 Adeyemi
Croatia Livakovic
Before ACL Gavi
Versatile Eric
2020/21 Cancelo
Ajax De Jong
Copa del Rey Final Kounde

AMEN🙏

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🌕 Lamine Yamal on Ousmane Dembélé not including him into his top 3 for the Ballon d’Or: “He’s Kylian Mbappé’s friend, right?”. 😅

“I’m very happy with the season I had. I think every time we faced each other, I probably did something that made them dislike me! And that’s normal. My relationship with Ousmane is very good, and I understand that he wants to choose other players”.

“But I’m very happy with what I delivered this year, and I’m confident that everyone watched it, even if he didn’t”.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🌕 Lamine Yamal: “I don’t think I need to campaign for the Ballon D'Or. Everyone is entitled to think whatever they want”.

“I’m not here to campaign, and I’m not going to beg for anything. That’s your job. It’s not on me”.

[JORDAN 💻 @iamjordanbm]

@tyewoolove You see the back up Ehn make him no worry

[#WorldPresident 🌎 @Zlatan_Ibile]

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[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Since the beginning of the 2025/26 season, Fermín Lopez has produced more G/A (37) than the following midfielders:

• Jude Bellingham
• Cole Palmer
• Enzo Fernandez
• Vitinha
• Valverde
• Joao Neves
• Florian Wirtz
• Barella
• Martin Ødegaard
• Bernardo Silva
• Tijjani Reijnders
• Dani Olmo
• Mac Allister
• Declan Rice
• Pedri
• Rodri
• Tonali
• Çalhanoğlu
• Fabian Ruiz
• Szoboszlai

[chameleon @chameleon_fr]

This Gif might be the funniest shit you will see today 😂😂