Josh Bloom

I'm serious about not taking life too seriously.™ ❤️ 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ 🧘‍♂️ 🥯 🍔 🍩 • My bio about The Apples in Stereo is out now from J-Card Press! 🍎✌️🥰

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James Dolan sacrifices the momentum of the Knicks for his fragile ego just like Donald Trump sacrifices the momentum of the nation for his.

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When a Republican man accuses another man of being gay it means he finds that man attractive and just can't deal with the tingles.

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Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin rocket will no longer be appearing at the Freedom 250 concert.

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When I paid $58.36 for 10 gallons of gas today, I thought to myself, "Man, I sure am glad they're having a UFC tournament on the White House lawn!"

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I am digging John Travolta cosplaying as Christof from The Truman Show this week at Cannes.

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Misunderstood Lyrics • "Rocket Man" by Elton John • Dudes, not chicks! #eltonjohn #rocketman #70ssongs #misunderstoodlyrics

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Why the hell are Christine McVie, David St. Hubbins, and Penn Jillette pictured in this image about Paul McCartney?!

Find out on the new episode of the pod! Thanks to my friend David for inspiring this one.

Pick your player: https://t.co/NWMax83T98

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In 1826, if a Cybertruck pulled up next to a horse-drawn carriage, the coachman would turn and say, “Wow. What an ugly piece of shit.”

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Morrissey and Marr left a ton of money on the table by stopping at “Unhappy Birthday.”

“Unhappy Mother’s Day” could be making a killing tomorrow.

Why not take advantage of bad parenting to make a dollar? It is an acceptable form of healing!

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This happened. https://t.co/KVsZp3ymB6
#paulmcartney

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Here's the dude in DC finishing Donald Trump's renovation of the Reflecting Pool.

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1461 Days of Ignoring The Trump Administration • Days 362-368

👀 https://t.co/ZwcqN16X4f

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Misunderstood Lyrics • "Young Turks" by Rod Stewart #rodstewart #youngturks #80ssongs #misunderstoodlyrics

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Earth's population is 8.3 billion. Subtract his lingering base of support and that's 8.2 billion people ready for the world's largest protest.

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Can Phil Collins attend his Hall of Fame induction in the UK and then immediately fly across the ocean to attend it again in the US?

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Donald said the DoorDash woman was there for “pizza” when she was delivering McDonald’s.

He will tell us today that hamburgers *are* pizza.

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Door Dash driver came all the way from Arkansas to discuss no tax on tips and Donald only tipped $100. Keith Lee tips 10 times that!

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Jesus H. Christ, M.D.

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Donald calling Brian Kemp in Georgia to ask him to find 852,753 votes for Viktor Orbán which is one more than he needs.

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He didn't exclude his male fans on purpose. GL Cool J just doesn't really roll off the tongue.